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i had an experience liek this last year, once i got her to agree to go home with me, she started puking all over the place. she slept in my bed, i was annoyed

02-17-2012 , 07:04 PM

#2502

k0derkid

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

I'm not gonna drag some girl who can't even stand up straight back to my room to ****. Gator don't play that.

It's totally ok if you're drunk too.

02-17-2012 , 07:04 PM

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ncboiler

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Originally Posted by Mayo

At that particular moment, I was a crude tongue-based breathalyzer.

lololololol

02-17-2012 , 07:04 PM

#2504

xbeatax

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its confirmed... pineapple chobani is really the GOAT yogurt OAT.

02-17-2012 , 07:05 PM

#2505

ncboiler

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Originally Posted by j2sooted

i had an experience liek this last year, once i got her to agree to go home with me, she started puking all over the place. she slept in my bed, i was annoyed

Your more of a man than me. I'm pretty sure I would have kicked her out somehow. Puking is ****ing nasty

02-17-2012 , 07:05 PM

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j2sooted

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ok pineapple

02-17-2012 , 07:08 PM

#2507

-Insert Witty SN-

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Originally Posted by Mayo

It's called a Taco Bell. They're actually quite common.

i would rather eat **** directly out of a dogs ******* than eat taco bell imo

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

i live in texas and i dont even speak mexican

thats racist

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

umm no, i dont think so

02-17-2012 , 07:08 PM

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Francis M.H.

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i see where mayo is comin from, if a girl is way drunker than me or just really wasted in general im not into it

but this is why it pays to get yourself reallllllly hammered

02-17-2012 , 07:09 PM

#2509

j2sooted

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Originally Posted by Francis M.H.

i see where mayo is comin from, if a girl is way drunker than me or just really wasted in general im not into it

but this is why it pays to get yourself reallllllly hammered

then ur dick doesnt work

02-17-2012 , 07:09 PM

#2510

ncboiler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Francis M.H.

i see where mayo is comin from, if a girl is way drunker than me or just really wasted in general im not into it

Actually I can see that. I pretty much agree.

02-17-2012 , 07:10 PM

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Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by xbeatax

its confirmed... pineapple chobani is really the GOAT yogurt OAT.

pretty delicious right?

02-17-2012 , 07:12 PM

#2512

j2sooted

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im having a hard time coming up with a sleazy picup line talking about pineapple

02-17-2012 , 07:13 PM

#2513

ncboiler

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02-17-2012 , 07:13 PM

#2514

k0derkid

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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

umm no, i dont think so

I have no clue where you live but that's a place in oceanside and i'm pretty sure the food is flown down to the kitchen every morning by baby angels.

02-17-2012 , 07:13 PM

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Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

i had an experience liek this last year, once i got her to agree to go home with me, she started puking all over the place. she slept in my bed, i was annoyed

When I was living on a friend's couch, friend's gf came over drunk. She puked on the couch I slept on. As I was sleeping on the floor, she walked out of my friend's room nekkid because I guess she forgot I lived there. Then she yelled at me and called me a pervert.

The worst part is that she wasn't even hot or anything.

02-17-2012 , 07:14 PM

#2516

j2sooted

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best i got so far, ya baby, i wanna put u on top of my pizza and bake u

that sucks

02-17-2012 , 07:14 PM

#2517

BoSoxBK

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for those of you that think chipotle is great, please expand your horizons

every other mexican restaurant I've ever tried has trumped it, and it didn't take much

02-17-2012 , 07:14 PM

#2518

k0derkid

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Quote:

Originally Posted by xbeatax

its confirmed... pineapple chobani is really the GOAT yogurt OAT.

The ayatollah has a yogurt flavor named for him? Since when?

02-17-2012 , 07:15 PM

#2519

ncboiler

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02-17-2012 , 07:15 PM

#2520

ashes of eight

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Originally Posted by k0derkid

you're doing it wrong

burrito, barbacoa, white rice, no beans, lettuce, cheese, hot salsa

That right thurr is a 5lb tortilla wrapped bomb of pure deliciousness.

no beans? lettuce? gtfo of here kid

respeck for the hot salsa, its pretty hot

02-17-2012 , 07:15 PM

#2521

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Francis M.H.

i see where mayo is comin from, if a girl is way drunker than me or just really wasted in general im not into it

but this is why it pays to get yourself reallllllly hammered

See, for me a pitch of "getting wasted'll make sloppy drunk women more attractive" is not a real enticing one.

02-17-2012 , 07:16 PM

#2522

ncboiler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Then she yelled at me and called me a pervert.

Maybe she yelled this at you for an unrelated incident.

02-17-2012 , 07:17 PM

#2523

j2sooted

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

one of the best experiences i have from college, i was sleeping with this girl one morning, her friend who was this hot hippie insane whore comes into the room naked, i am a light sleeper and i wake up and just lay there and watch, as she digs through her roomattes desk for weed or soemthing, i felt like such a man, just being in that situation.

02-17-2012 , 07:17 PM

#2524

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ncboiler

How do you like them pineapples?

02-17-2012 , 07:17 PM

#2525

ashes of eight

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theres a couple really good mexican spots here in Fred.. actually Frederick is an amazing culinary town. We have a lot of really amazing restaurants here..Bryan Voltaggio's restaurant Volt is here (the dude that won topchef)

he said he made it in frederick b/c he wanted it to be close to al the local farms and creameries

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