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Well, actually, it was my understanding that they believe fetuses to be free from sin and not needing the baptize. I mean, they burn medical waste, so in any event that's like baptism by fire anyway, right?

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Last edited by ncboiler; 02-23-2012 at 10:51 PM. Reason: cant stop laughing

02-23-2012 , 10:52 PM

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WE ARE ALL BORN INTO TOTAL DEPRAVITY

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02-23-2012 , 10:52 PM

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lol...Going up we went to one church where the Father (Catholic) used to say, "So I would look back on my sins and think did I do this.....did I do that...did I maturbate...."

He did this more than once. I was thinking...wtf!!

I had a priest who would always ask me if I had kicked anyone in the knee lately

02-23-2012 , 10:53 PM

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02-23-2012 , 10:53 PM

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ahhhh. See I find that sad but I can imagine the situation of the yelling at him being kind of funny. Well funny a few hours later.

This is what you have to look forward to. I see you on your deathbed pulling the kids close to you and saying I know I was an ******* but papa always loved you

02-23-2012 , 10:53 PM

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At my cousins baptism the preacher or w/e went on about the evils of homosexuals for half hour. Kids everywhere. After it was over, pretty sure every kid was asking their parents wat a homosexual was

I've never even walked out of a movie but I'm pretty sure I'd walk out of that service.

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...or if it is just done properly yhea?

Nipple clamps mean that its done properly

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How much you spend on them a month?

I've never been with a hooker tbh, I think it would be weird ... I'm socially awkward enough as it is.

02-23-2012 , 10:53 PM

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I had a priest who would always ask me if I had kicked anyone in the knee lately

What the hell did that mean?

02-23-2012 , 10:53 PM

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I had a priest who would always ask me if I had kicked anyone in the knee lately

Was he trying to make a short joke?

02-23-2012 , 10:54 PM

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Was he trying to make a short joke?

that was my theory

02-23-2012 , 10:55 PM

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:hifive:

02-23-2012 , 10:56 PM

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some sermons are better than television. Just some real jaw dropping stuff

02-23-2012 , 10:56 PM

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Depends on who you mean by "they", I'm sure plenty of people believe that.

02-23-2012 , 10:56 PM

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I'm sorry you had a crappy day, though, Beth. Funerals and death are ****ty. Not only because you miss that person but also because you're faced with your own mortality. I can't imagine what you're going through because loss looks so different for everyone. You will grieve in your own way, and I wish you strength while you do so.

02-23-2012 , 10:57 PM

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I've never even walked out of a movie but I'm pretty sure I'd walk out of that service.

Nipple clamps mean that its done properly

I've never been with a hooker tbh, I think it would be weird ... I'm socially awkward enough as it is.

02-23-2012 , 10:57 PM

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some sermons are better than television. Just some real jaw dropping stuff

It made me soooo ****ing uncomfortable.

02-23-2012 , 11:00 PM

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thanks gizmo

02-23-2012 , 11:01 PM

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It made me soooo ****ing uncomfortable.

Lol I bet. At the baptism I was actually seated next to a gay relative and I could tell he wanted to **** this guy up. I was getting ready to hold him back. His level of restraint amazed me.

02-23-2012 , 11:02 PM

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In before some milk and cookies.

Also in before 206lbs on the scale tomorrow morning.

02-23-2012 , 11:04 PM

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I'm craving apple juice aorn

02-23-2012 , 11:06 PM

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The **** is juice?

02-23-2012 , 11:06 PM

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I can't say that I've ever had a craving for apple juice. GL with that.

02-23-2012 , 11:06 PM

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02-23-2012 , 11:06 PM

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Lol I bet. At the baptism I was actually seated next to a gay relative and I could tell he wanted to **** this guy up. I was getting ready to hold him back. His level of restraint amazed me.

how often do they have a punch up at church in lolstralia...fwiw I have heard of at least one in ky lol