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u weren't here? she's so bitter and upset that she asked me for my SS# for her accountant so she could fill out a 1099 for my catsitting. when i told her she isn't getting it she said "too bad we ended on such terrible terms. i dont want to hurt u i just want to do the right thing." like we were dating or something.

lol, that is crazy

01-23-2012 , 07:04 PM

#454

phil0pp

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

hey beth, be a whore, u would be good at it

what a sweetie

01-23-2012 , 07:05 PM

#455

Conspire

*********

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in in a scooter thread

01-23-2012 , 07:05 PM

#456

Francis M.H.

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01-23-2012 , 07:06 PM

#457

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

i dont think those are requirements for unemployment. nothing wrong with getting a lil help if you need it, everyones jobless nowadays

I can't collect. I quit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

hey beth, be a whore, u would be good at it

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

01-23-2012 , 07:06 PM

#458

Penguino

centurion

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 99

J2 when's the last time you were sober?

01-23-2012 , 07:06 PM

#459

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

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i try

01-23-2012 , 07:07 PM

#460

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

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sometime friday, pretty solid bender iyam

01-23-2012 , 07:07 PM

#461

BoSoxBK

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

those senior citizens are a funny bunch

01-23-2012 , 07:07 PM

#462

AlligatorBloodFTW

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andrew bynum is such a classy person

01-23-2012 , 07:07 PM

#463

Kentucky Buddha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ashes of eight

Tehran threatened to respond by closing the strait of Hormuz, through which a fifth of global oil supplies pass, while a senior US official vowed that the west could use force to keep the route open.

This would not be much of a threat if Reagan were never President. ducwidt

01-23-2012 , 07:07 PM

#464

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

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ya like i said that's the ONLY thing in her power she can do to hurt me and she thought of it immediately. vile creature.

right

01-23-2012 , 07:08 PM

#465

Penguino

centurion

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 99

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

sometime friday, pretty solid bender iyam

That was my guestimation as well. Certainly was entertaining

01-23-2012 , 07:08 PM

#466

Francis M.H.

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01-23-2012 , 07:09 PM

#467

phil0pp

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Conspire

in in a scooter thread

hiconspire.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoSoxBK

I can't collect. I quit.

no im just sayin, i dont think its wrong to get if you need it

01-23-2012 , 07:09 PM

#468

Penguino

centurion

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 99

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

This would not be much of a threat if Reagan were never President. ducwidt

01-23-2012 , 07:10 PM

#469

rafiki

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 40,497

Brickie is boss for posting that Elbow track. Grooving to that now. Francis still generally posts the best things in here.

I fail at the contest. Running good otherwise, new apartment and new job in the span of a few days. giddeyup

Last edited by rafiki; 01-23-2012 at 07:15 PM.

01-23-2012 , 07:10 PM

#470

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

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im not done yet

01-23-2012 , 07:10 PM

#471

k0derkid

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I wish my w-2 would hurry up and get here so I can file a return and the govt can intercept it and send it to my baby mama.

01-23-2012 , 07:10 PM

#472

11beatsperminute

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ashes of eight

Tehran threatened to respond by closing the strait of Hormuz, through which a fifth of global oil supplies pass, while a senior US official vowed that the west could use force to keep the route open.

So Iran is threatening to shoot itself in the face?

01-23-2012 , 07:11 PM

#473

Francis M.H.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

ya like i said that's the ONLY thing in her power she can do to hurt me and she thought of it immediately. vile creature.

right

those eyes are scary

Quote:

Originally Posted by rafiki

Brickie is boss for posting that Elbow track. Grooving to that now. Francis still generally posts the best things in here.

I fail at the contest. Running good otherwise, no apartment and new job in the span of a few days. giddeyup