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hey matjoez why don't you post another tr of you going out to parties and **** and meeting girls and taking pictures and doing whatever the hell you want and not having to worry about anything in the entire world because everything is going to work out just fine and there's nothing that can go wrong in your life

i will, right after this movie's done

12-03-2011 , 05:40 PM

#1302

11beatsperminute

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Cute? What good's cute? Puppies are cute.

Come on The Brickie, you're not that cute.

12-03-2011 , 05:41 PM

#1303

elrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Cute? What good's cute? Puppies are cute.

i was always told being called 'cute' is not good. its like friendzonded.

12-03-2011 , 05:42 PM

#1304

fredd-bird

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Originally Posted by The Brickie

Such a catch-22 situation. Women with a certain self confidence are so much hotter, but they'd never even look at a guy like me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbeatax

you were cute imo

Nice troll.

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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/pr...newpm&u=124159

(handhsake) ty sir, but surely she doesn't have low self-esteem, she is way to bootyful and awesome!

12-03-2011 , 05:42 PM

#1305

Handwerpen

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**** elrey you are damn ugly

better?

12-03-2011 , 05:42 PM

#1306

Handwerpen

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bosox is a female?

12-03-2011 , 05:44 PM

#1307

elrey

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occasionally

12-03-2011 , 05:45 PM

#1308

The Brickie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

Come on The Brickie, you're not that cute.

Oh, please! You and I both know I'm phenomenally cute. Now I know you're lying through your teeth.

Last edited by The Brickie; 12-03-2011 at 05:50 PM.

12-03-2011 , 05:47 PM

#1309

Voe

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 262

had the opportunity to eiffel tower a russian girl with a friend from back home last night but he backed out.

12-03-2011 , 05:48 PM

#1310

xbeatax

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,302

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Cute? What good's cute? Puppies are cute.

SO CUTE I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU BUY ME A DRINK

12-03-2011 , 05:50 PM

#1311

Clark S. Griswold

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voe

had the opportunity to eiffel tower a russian girl with a friend from back home last night but he backed out.

Which end?

12-03-2011 , 05:51 PM

#1312

elrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Voe

had the opportunity to eiffel tower a russian girl with a friend from back home last night but he backed out.

damn im so sorry thats really terrible. is there anything i can do to help?

12-03-2011 , 05:51 PM

#1313

11beatsperminute

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Oh, please! You and I both know I'm phenomenally cute. Now I know you're through your teeth.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voe

had the opportunity to eiffel tower a russian girl with a friend from back home last night but he backed out.

12-03-2011 , 05:55 PM

#1314

-Insert Witty SN-

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Voe

had the opportunity to eiffel tower a russian girl with a friend from back home last night but he backed out.

12-03-2011 , 06:00 PM

#1315

Voe

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Voe still hasn't accepted my skype request

12-03-2011 , 06:02 PM

#1316

The Brickie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by xbeatax

SO CUTE I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU BUY ME A DRINK

Oh well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voe

Voe still hasn't accepted my skype request

I'm starting to think you're not Voe.

12-03-2011 , 06:02 PM

#1317

ToTheInternet

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i want to be happy

12-03-2011 , 06:03 PM

#1318

xbeatax

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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

i want to be happy

me too :/

12-03-2011 , 06:06 PM

#1319

fredd-bird

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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

i want to be happy

Spoiler:

12-03-2011 , 06:07 PM

#1320

11beatsperminute

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

i want to be happy

you need drugs?

12-03-2011 , 06:09 PM

#1321

chipa

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Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 888

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

I'm starting to think you're not Voe.

this!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

i want to be happy

12-03-2011 , 06:12 PM

#1322

The Brickie

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That Lily Allen gif really is awesome.

12-03-2011 , 06:16 PM

#1323

Gizmo

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by chipa

solid lie. he never said this.

No, actually it wasn't a lie. Sorry for the delay, but I went to walk my dog dogs.

Anyway:

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I forgot to mention that the Russian girl has no desire to leave Russia, so if I want her I have to move there and basically never see my daughter again. Tough call imo. imo. imo.

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Lol wtf? How is that a "tough call"? Really?
Your poor poor daughter.

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level? or dont get sarcasm?

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It wasn't sarcasm. I love my daughter a lot, and more importantly she loves me a lot. My dad left when I was small and it makes me sick to think that I would do the same thing. On the other hand, I also like 22 yo average russian girls.

He's pretty scummy.
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