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11-21-2011 , 10:58 PM

#1426

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

He's Samoan or something?

Yes ma'am. He called me uso in a tweet. (makeup)

11-21-2011 , 10:59 PM

#1427

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

^^bhutan say that again

11-21-2011 , 10:59 PM

#1428

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

WTF is a 10 sec runoff? Why is it done?

11-21-2011 , 10:59 PM

#1429

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

give us more of these hilarious jokes tinfoil

11-21-2011 , 10:59 PM

#1430

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

you guys heard about these two neonazis killing ten people in Germany

nah

link?

11-21-2011 , 11:00 PM

#1431

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

Yes ma'am. He called me uso in a tweet. (makeup)

uso crazy

11-21-2011 , 11:01 PM

#1432

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

give us more of these hilarious jokes tinfoil

so a priest, a nun, and a transvestite walk into a bar

Spoiler:

11-21-2011 , 11:01 PM

#1433

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Panda, who is #58 on your team?

I already decided the Cincy player for you and mentioned you should go after him quite some time ago. That player was Dhani Jones and I've got to say I'm a little disappoint in you that you haven't made that happen yet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Ok phil0pp, you coordinated that last play very well. Now tell Coach to take off that headband. It's unbecoming.

11-21-2011 , 11:03 PM

#1434

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Jones is sexy with glasses on. Nice lips too.

I'm saying I would let him kiss my hand after a nice carriage ride in the park.

11-21-2011 , 11:03 PM

#1435

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Based on some emails and in person discussions... my bosses boss told my boss to "grow some balls and take charge"

11-21-2011 , 11:04 PM

#1436

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Based on some emails and in person discussions... my bosses boss told my boss to "grow some balls and take charge"

does that mean he is going to force you to do intimate things with him?

11-21-2011 , 11:05 PM

#1437

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

does that mean he is going to force you to do intimate things with him?

that was the intent

11-21-2011 , 11:06 PM

#1438

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Based on some emails and in person discussions... my bosses boss told my boss to "grow some balls and take charge"

report the abuse to authorities. we dont need another scandal on our hands

11-21-2011 , 11:06 PM

#1439

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

If I tell you guys how the world is going to end... do you promise to keep it to yourselves?

11-21-2011 , 11:06 PM

#1440

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by :tinfoil:

hes a neo nazi

11-21-2011 , 11:07 PM

#1441

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

you guys heard about these two neonazis killing ten people in Germany

No but I have to say I was a little concerned about all the Hitler salutes that were going on in a pic I saw from Germany just earlier today.

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

does that mean he is going to force you to do intimate things with him?

You clearly don't have enough sexual experiences with eunuchs.

11-21-2011 , 11:09 PM

#1442

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Just peed for 20 seconds straight.

11-21-2011 , 11:10 PM

#1443

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

Just peed for 20 seconds straight.

and then you went back to being gay?

11-21-2011 , 11:10 PM

#1444

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

You clearly don't have enough sexual experiences with eunuchs.

sad but true.

i did watch a clip the other day of a man who apparently had never masturbated in his entire life and whose balls had swollen to epic proportions

11-21-2011 , 11:10 PM

#1445

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

WTF is a 10 sec runoff? Why is it done?

One of the following six fouls is committed by the offense. Following the runoff, the game clock will resume again once the ball is set. The runoff can also occur if a team declines to use a timeout if it has timeouts remaining.
False start
Intentional grounding
Illegal forward pass beyond the line of scrimmage
Throwing a backwards pass out of bounds
Spiking or throwing the ball away after a down (unless after a touchdown)
Any other intentional act that causes the clock to stop

they do it so u cant commit a foul isntead of using a timeout, or because u have no timeouts