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11-26-2011 , 11:25 PM

#5626

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

sure, but in the vagina? of all holes?

that's not the only hole he was going for. i should stop trying to hang out with him since he never behaves

11-26-2011 , 11:26 PM

#5627

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

i already committed to abe

i never wanted to be more than friends with him and now he wants me to be his girlfriend. he also mislead me to think he had a small penis when i first met him.

i've been seeing some other guy for like a month and a half, nothing serious or anything, but i really like him even though he has a big peen too

until you actually see it never believe anything a guy says about his penis

11-26-2011 , 11:26 PM

#5628

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Whores

hello good sir

11-26-2011 , 11:26 PM

#5629

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Last edited by The Brickie; 11-26-2011 at 11:26 PM. Reason: lol video quality

11-26-2011 , 11:27 PM

#5630

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

hello good sir

hagendaz professor

11-26-2011 , 11:27 PM

#5631

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

I think they deliver their laptops.

yeah but i dont want to have to pay to have my money change forms and then pay again to have it go through customs

11-26-2011 , 11:28 PM

#5632

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

until you actually see it never believe anything a guy says about his penis

Profound pmags.

Who knew?

11-26-2011 , 11:29 PM

#5633

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

until you actually see it never believe anything a guy says about his penis

someone has been hurt before..

11-26-2011 , 11:29 PM

#5634

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

yeah but i dont want to have to pay to have my money change forms and then pay again to have it go through customs

I see. I ordered this laptop for pokering and some FPS gaming what you think?

http://www.novatech.co.uk/laptop/ran...tion.html?th=g

11-26-2011 , 11:30 PM

#5635

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

I am pretty hammered and I should be studying

there goes your admission scholarship

11-26-2011 , 11:30 PM

#5636

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

Hey jelly I have a micropenis wanna ****

I confirm.

11-26-2011 , 11:31 PM

#5637

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

I am pretty hammered and I should be studying

maybe you should self ban or something

11-26-2011 , 11:31 PM

#5638

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

I see. I ordered this laptop for pokering and some FPS gaming what you think?

http://www.novatech.co.uk/laptop/ran...tion.html?th=g

i never understood why people get hardcore laptops when they can get better desktops for cheaper

11-26-2011 , 11:31 PM

#5639

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

until you actually see it never believe anything a guy says about his penis

He offered to show me, but i was uncircumcised guy's (who's really weird and home schooled) guest at the time.

11-26-2011 , 11:32 PM

#5640

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

it's a common trick, a lot of guys use that as an opener

11-26-2011 , 11:33 PM

#5641

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

Hey jelly I have a micropenis wanna ****

i have been searching for the past 2 years for one

11-26-2011 , 11:33 PM

#5642

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

I got a freaky old lady
name o' Cocaine Kitty
who embroiders on my jeans
I got my poor ol' grey haired daddy, drivin' my limousine

11-26-2011 , 11:33 PM

#5643

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

jelly, there is something profoundly weird about the way you're going about this.

11-26-2011 , 11:34 PM

#5644

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Whoa. Coming from Tart, that is saying something.

11-26-2011 , 11:35 PM

#5645

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

i never understood why people get hardcore laptops when they can get better desktops for cheaper

I move about a lot between home and uni so getting a desktop was not an option.

11-26-2011 , 11:35 PM

#5646

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

jelly got to 4l by skyping with grimstarr .... Profoundly weird is par for the course

11-26-2011 , 11:36 PM

#5647

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

i'm weird. i get that a lot

11-26-2011 , 11:36 PM

#5648

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

He offered to show me, but i was uncircumcised guy's (who's really weird and home schooled) guest at the time.

part 2 of my rule a flacid penis is nowhere near an accurate representation of a penis when fully erect each one grows at different proportional rates

11-26-2011 , 11:37 PM

#5649

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

pmags is a grower not a shower

11-26-2011 , 11:38 PM

#5650

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

part 2 of my rule a flacid penis is nowhere near an accurate representation of a penis when fully erect each one grows at different proportional rates

it's pretty large flaccid

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