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11-23-2011 , 01:19 PM

#2676

High Time John

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,861

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

"If you don't have a pair of khakis and a nice collared shirt then you are a failure as a grownup."

Agree/disagree?

Bueller? Anybody?

11-23-2011 , 01:20 PM

#2677

The Brickie

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I don't own any collared shirts. This doesn't serve as proof of my assertion, just sayin.

11-23-2011 , 01:20 PM

#2678

High Time John

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Also there are a lot of Chinese people named Chin.

11-23-2011 , 01:21 PM

#2679

-Insert Witty SN-

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Quote:

Originally Posted by High Time John

Serious question: Last week I'm at the poker table. There is a married couple there. She is Chinese, he looks part African American. He is running like God, hitting every hand, 3 outers, everything. His stack is $4k. Finally he loses a small pot and I say "Ooh a ***** in the armor. No pun intended."

Well they got upset and I had to apologize. I didn't mean it in a mean or racist way. Do you think it was over the line and deserved an apology?

loooooooooololololol

#IBLAMEPHIL0PP

11-23-2011 , 01:23 PM

#2680

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by High Time John

Also there are a lot of Chinese people named Chin.

Harry Blackmun was a white man. True story.

11-23-2011 , 01:24 PM

#2681

Mayo

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"We won the peace in Iraq. Now president Obama is intentionally choosing to give that peace away." -Michelle Bachmann.

STOP VOTING FOR THIS ****ING WOMAN, MINNESOTA.

11-23-2011 , 01:25 PM

#2682

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

loooooooooololololol

#IBLAMEPHIL0PP

I didn't know phil0pp was part chinese or w/e until the other day.

Made me lol.

11-23-2011 , 01:26 PM

#2683

The Brickie

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Have you tried the politics forum, Mayo?

11-23-2011 , 01:27 PM

#2684

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Have you tried the politics forum, Mayo?

Those people are insane.

11-23-2011 , 01:27 PM

#2685

The Brickie

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But they might give a ****.

11-23-2011 , 01:29 PM

#2686

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

I think I've died

11-23-2011 , 01:30 PM

#2687

High Time John

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Mayo please respond to this post:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...1&postcount=13

11-23-2011 , 01:30 PM

#2688

-Insert Witty SN-

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I didn't know phil0pp was part chinese or w/e until the other day.

Made me lol.

(inlvoe)

11-23-2011 , 01:31 PM

#2689

High Time John

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Phil0pp is a hawt Asian???

11-23-2011 , 01:31 PM

#2690

The Brickie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

I think I've died

They should cremate you in a grease fire.

11-23-2011 , 01:34 PM

#2691

fredd-bird

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Alabama is a terrible state.

11-23-2011 , 01:36 PM

#2692

The Brickie

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Abe was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Abe. Abe, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Abraham Kernybotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

11-23-2011 , 01:36 PM

#2693

High Time John

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Rolling Stone is so ****ed up:

http://news.yahoo.com/rolling-stone-...054130594.html

How is Jerry Garcia not the GOAT???

11-23-2011 , 01:37 PM

#2694

Da33le

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Brag, Olivia ftw.

11-23-2011 , 01:37 PM

#2695

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

They should cremate you in a grease fire.

imo2

11-23-2011 , 01:37 PM

#2696

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by High Time John

Rolling Stone is so ****ed up:

http://news.yahoo.com/rolling-stone-...054130594.html

How is Jerry Garcia not the GOAT???

Not sure if srs.

11-23-2011 , 01:38 PM

#2697

allinontheturn

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

well that will certainly help in keeping it from a shoutout, which basically reduces variance and favors them, right?

we need a few things to fall in our favor..as much as it is an important game for us to win given the wild card situation, it almost feels like a freeroll

It's hard for me to understand this, but I think I disagree with a lot of it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

I wasn't partying. I was just going out for dinner and then I was coerced to drink a lot of whiskey and I probably had some beer in between.

That's pretty much the text book definition of partying brosef

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Pics of cousin's titty?

Cousin is #5

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Gingrich: Ron Paul sucks because he didn't stop Tim McVeigh with the Patriot Act [or something else equally nonsensical].
Santorum: Yeah, what we need is profiling so we can pay more attention to Muslims to catch the terrorists.
Paul: What if the terrorist looks like Tim McVeigh?

It's a sad state of affairs when Ron Paul (who is a crazy person) pwns the other guys so badly in these debates.

PRO TIP: That's not a pwn in Republican Primary Debates