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11-10-2011 , 11:23 AM

#201

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

no, but for me it is

11-10-2011 , 11:24 AM

#202

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

Man up and go

I would, and I've been thinking about it, but I still don't feel very good plus I have an urgent care appointment at noon.

11-10-2011 , 11:24 AM

#203

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

imo2this fredday

11-10-2011 , 11:28 AM

#204

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

SYDNEY -- John Daly pumped several golf balls into a water hazard at the Australian Open on Thursday and drew the ire of a tournament official who described his behavior as "unprofessional'' after the two-time major champion quit and walked off the course.

Daly, who is ranked 666th in the world, yet continues to receive sponsor exemptions despite rarely even making cuts, was miffed after being assessed a penalty for playing the wrong ball out of bunker on the 10th hole of The Lakes Golf Course.

Daly was 4 over through 9 holes and then 7 over after a two-shot penalty at the 10th.

Then at the 11th, it appeared that Daly gave up, and simply hit the remaining balls he had into a water hazard that he didn't come close to clearing.

Daly hit seven golf balls into the water on No. 11 and would have been hitting his 16th shot had he continued.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

11-10-2011 , 11:28 AM

#205

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelle

no, but for me it is

I was saying it is, not asking.

11-10-2011 , 11:32 AM

#206

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Lol didn't read.

11-10-2011 , 11:32 AM

#207

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Daly took to his Twitter account afterward and said: "when u run out of balls u run out of balls.''

omg im dying

11-10-2011 , 11:36 AM

#208

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Oh wait it's about golf and not some economics ****? I'll read now ]

11-10-2011 , 11:36 AM

#209

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

everything hurts

11-10-2011 , 11:37 AM

#210

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

everything hurts

icy hot, it cures these symptoms.

11-10-2011 , 11:37 AM

#211

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

(london)(sweat):s(blush):^)

11-10-2011 , 11:38 AM

#212

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

icy hot, it cures these symptoms.

what if i eat it. will that fix my internals?

11-10-2011 , 11:38 AM

#213

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

hey giz did you watch the x factor performances?

11-10-2011 , 11:39 AM

#214

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

i am gonna be so phat after this week. i ate mcdonalds last night :s :s:s:s:S:S:s:S:S:S

11-10-2011 , 11:40 AM

#215

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

NHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM

11-10-2011 , 11:41 AM

#216

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

hey giz did you watch the x factor performances?

who got kicked out?

also, who did best iyo?

11-10-2011 , 11:41 AM

#217

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Tortured genius.

11-10-2011 , 11:42 AM

#218

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

NHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM

(inlove)

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelle

who got kicked out?

also, who did best iyo?

if you weren't so busy pretending to be a fan of the show you'd know performances are on wednesday and elimination is on thursday

and drew LDO cuz i'm biased. but seriously astro killed it.

11-10-2011 , 11:43 AM

#219

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

11-10-2011 , 11:44 AM

#220

fredd-bird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

and drew LDO cuz i'm biased. but seriously astro killed it.

Her name is Filly-Face and I gotta agree with LA, needs more creativity! Her first song was the best and she's still running on those fumes.

11-10-2011 , 11:44 AM

#221

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

(inlove)

if you weren't so busy pretending to be a fan of the show you'd know performances are on wednesday and elimination is on thursday

and drew LDO cuz i'm biased. but seriously astro killed it.

u mad, I catch up on youtube, that's not broadcusted here and I've asked yesterday about air time in US and UK but got only UK time you little hater!!

what about Melanie?

11-10-2011 , 11:44 AM

#222

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

At a rest stop a trucker went into the store to purchase two bearclaws and a cup of coffee and he talked to a girl at the cash register about the weather for 14 minutes. It was one of those odd zugswang situations where the man had nothing of import to say so when she said I heard there was going to be snow tonight he did not expect to be talking to the women about the weather for 14 minutes, and he could see that the girl missing one tooth up front was merely being friendly, but he could not find a polite way to exit the conversation. They ended up talking about the upcoming winter season, tropical fronts, topographical climate aberrations and some other stuff that he didn't really understand. All he knew was the cold was going to be a pain in the ass and his route to nyc was going to **** him over one way or another.
Now the customers standing behind the trucker and the 3 month pregnant 17 toothed lady were not amused by the wait. The customer directly behind him had a usmc tatto on his arms and torn pants and plaid shirt and he suggested that they take it outside. He politely declined as best he could- he was not the type who went looking for a fight. However the man behind him took a swing and the cashier gasped and a women in the back of the line held a protective arm outstretched in front of her two children. Now the trucker had been hit pretty hard and haven his adrenaline raised to a heightened state combined with the possibility of being beaten unconscious he took an unspeakable course of action. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pokeball.
Go zapdos go he shouted in the raspy voice that long time smokers have.
Thunder he shouted. And the rest station turned a bright yellow and only a flapping zapdos with a wingspan somewhat too large for the tiny station casted gust of wind among the charred remains. beef jerky and broken signs and chewing tobaccoo and cans and shelves and dead bodies lay mangled all together.
The trucker walked slowly back to his 18 wheeler, lit up a camel wide and begin to weep. A small fire was consuming the building and soon the pumps would explode. It was time to go. As he stomped on his cigarette butt it began to snow.

Actually laughed for like 20 mins straight at this last night.

11-10-2011 , 11:45 AM

#223

The Brickie

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Drew's starting to annoy me. Great singer, but focussing too much on this quirky little thing she does at the end of each line instead of just going out there and singing it and sticking more closely to the original arrangement. Doing Coldplay songs is like the best thing you can do in a singing contest tho imo.