stupid flanders

but.. i live in flanders

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

Ned: Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to take you and your family along as my guests.

Homer: Hmm, let me think. Take my family to a war zone on a bus filled with religious lameos in a country with no pork in a desert with no casinos. Where do I sign up?

Marge: Homer, I can hear your sarcasm from inside the house and the dishwasher is on.

Reverend Lovejoy: God has never given up on anyone

Ned: What about Sodom and Gomorrah?

Reverend Lovejoy: He lovingly destroyed them.

Rod: We thought you were gonna die.

Tod: And then Uncle Kevin would have to raise us.

Rod: And his funny friend, David.

Ned Flanders: Oh I'd put rocks in your pocket and walk you out to sea for before I'd let that happen.

Crosses row on row imo.

Every time anyone on Star Trek tries to scan anything, they get interference from a magnetic field and their scanners don't work. My cell phone has the same problem.

you have a scanner on your cell phone?

There's an ap for that.

lol wat

Daisy, you alright in here?

These boys giving you trouble?

Troubled bump

yes they are! think you need to kick some ass kev!

Angels on the sideline.. puzzled and amused.. Why did Father give these HU MANBE IN Gs free will? Now they're all confused.

Don't these talkin' monkeys know that Eden has enuff to go around? Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys where there's one you're bound to divide it Right in two.

Angels on the sideline, Baffled and confused.. Father blessed them all with reason and this is what they choose.. monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground.

Silly monkeys, give them thumbs they forge a blade, and where there's one they're bound to divide it Right in Two.

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground.. Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down.

How they survive so misguided is a mystery.. repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.

cut it right all, Right in Two

that reminds me of a story.. i'll save it for saturday

deal

Mut - the avy is

Morning kev, schlitz, mayo.

Zdravo daisy.

zdravo is so srs! 'jutro' is better (means morning)

jutro J!

sup J

mornin peoples

I get email discounts from amazon.com on my phone at 6am.
If that wasn't enough to whiz me off, they are offering me half price on botox and teeth whitening.
Pretty insulting, so early in the day, iyam.

Polydent and Ben Gay tho

jutrollin'.