dear miss conections: i saw u at the poker table. u were rly hawt, u had a black dress on and hudge terts. also blonde hair and lipstick. u had a kewl fruitbowl in front of you and wen u walked in2 the room u turned heads. u were so bubly and eferfescent. i want 2 maek sweet sweet luv 2 u. plz respnd