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Old 10-09-2011, 11:03 PM   #1501
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are we changing the subject to amputee porn now?





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Old 10-09-2011, 11:03 PM   #1502
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i prefer to try and stick my penis into women who are completely unattainable.
I have this same problem.
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:07 PM   #1503
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hookers are not completely unattainable.
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:09 PM   #1504
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lol unattainablements
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:12 PM   #1506
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Is that Joan Jett?
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:13 PM   #1507
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im 3-8 im my football pool today with atl +6 and chi +6 to go
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i think im a little drunk
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than your doing it wrong its wasted or dont even drink man
got completely and utterly ****faced last night. that's the way you do it.

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It really sucks that I get ***** slapped on poker tables only to recoup my losses on roulette.
converted $50 to $475 at the wheel this weekend.
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:13 PM   #1509
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:16 PM   #1510
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converted $50 to $475 at the wheel this weekend.
Which casino?
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:18 PM   #1511
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the Isle in Lake Charles
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:19 PM   #1512
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and Green Bay takes the lead.
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Do I smell another LoLoins bandwagoner in the house?
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:19 PM   #1513
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:21 PM   #1514
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I honestly watched a program on tv once where a guy was genuinely giving roulette advice with a straight face. I almost pissed myself when he said something to the effect of "most people think that when it comes black 5 times in a row, they should bet red, but I say stick with black - spot the trend!"
I rarely go to casinos but I've more than once seen guys who watch the roulette wheel for hours with a pen and paper in their hands before they begin to play, obv writing down every number to spot the trend.
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:23 PM   #1515
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I rarely go to casinos but I've more than once seen guys who watch the roulette wheel for hours with a pen and paper in their hands before they begin to play, obv writing down every number to spot the trend.
joseph jagger tho
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the Isle in Lake Charles
Why doesn't Lauberge du lac have a poker room?
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:24 PM   #1517
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that was a great way to end the season of breaking bad


dont click if your a fan and havent watched it yet
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:25 PM   #1518
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converted $50 to $475 at the wheel this weekend.
Euro Wheel?

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Old 10-09-2011, 11:26 PM   #1519
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Why doesn't Lauberge du lac have a poker room?
i asked them the one time i went there and was told they were going to bulid a poker room that wouldnt be connected to the casino and would be finished in 2008 obv that was a lie.
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sorry beau, my skype died. need to do some stuff anyhow bbiab
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Euro Wheel?
shes not me clove
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the Isle in Lake Charles
the extra hour and a half to kinder is worth it imo. for the poker room alone
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:32 PM   #1523
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i asked them the one time i went there and was told they were going to bulid a poker room that wouldnt be connected to the casino and would be finished in 2008 obv that was a lie.
they have one now. haven't played yet. my dad tried it out & said that at the limit tables, if one player wins 2 hands in a row, they double the stakes for the next hand.

"Rake in winnings 24 hours a day in this exciting 2,100 square-foot poker room, featuring a main room and a luxurious semi-private high-stakes room with special amenities such as tableside food service and chair massages. Games include Limit Hold ‘Em, No Limit Hold ‘Em, Limit Omaha High/Low and Pot Limit Omaha."

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the extra hour and a half to kinder is worth it imo. for the poker room alone
i agree! but i was in town for a reunion and stayed at the Isle to stay close to the festivities. if i have my choice, we drive to Kinder.
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:36 PM   #1524
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Euro Wheel?
they didn't have one
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Old 10-09-2011, 11:39 PM   #1525
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it was crazy. happened in like 15 minutes. dude hit 0, followed by 00, followed by 23 (one of my major numbers), then 00 again followed by 0. We were all high-fiving and making noise. people were running over to put money on the zeros. then it stopped.



i'm tired. nighty-night peeps.
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