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Old 10-09-2011, 09:49 PM   #1451
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Back from NOLA with an intact anus with Wissiki.
what is nola? i know nambla, so i'm assuming it's a similar type of thing
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Old 10-09-2011, 09:51 PM   #1452
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what is nola? i know nambla, so i'm assuming it's a similar type of thing
A little tighter, sweeter, and tastier.

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Old 10-09-2011, 09:53 PM   #1453
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Your run good is working.

Is he like a Paul bunyon sized freak?
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Old 10-09-2011, 09:54 PM   #1454
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I just watched Munich. I don't expect it to be found anywhere in that thread. What a great film.
I agree, but I thought the part in the middle where the Palestinians/Israeli's happened to run into each other w/o knowing it was a really contrived way to make a stupid political statement.

It's ok, tho a lot of movies are like that, Enemy at the Gates had that part where the Russian sniper was wistfully dreaming about being able to own a factory then his comrade went on that spiel about how nobody can really ever be equal before he stuck his face in front of a window.

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Old 10-09-2011, 09:55 PM   #1455
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Is he like a Paul bunyon sized freak?
I prefer corn fed freak, but to each his own.
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Old 10-09-2011, 09:56 PM   #1456
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A little tighter, sweeter, and tastier.
i should sign up, because it sounds like what happens when you stuff your fleshlight with a dozen oysters
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Old 10-09-2011, 09:57 PM   #1457
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I liked other than part where he was ****ing his wife to the mental images of a bunch of people getting brutally murdered. That was weird. I prefer it the other way around.
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Old 10-09-2011, 09:58 PM   #1458
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I liked other than part where he was ****ing his wife to the mental images of a bunch of people getting brutally murdered. That was weird. I prefer it the other way around.
there's many arounds of this, plz specify
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Old 10-09-2011, 09:58 PM   #1459
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what a shame
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Old 10-09-2011, 09:59 PM   #1460
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It really sucks that I get ***** slapped on poker tables only to recoup my losses on roulette.
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Old 10-09-2011, 09:59 PM   #1461
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there's many arounds of this, plz specify
I prefer getting brutally ****ed by a bunch of men while my wife gets murdered?
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:00 PM   #1462
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I need to read "Friedman on 9max cash tables."
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:00 PM   #1463
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what a shame
Wisski may be preggers
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:01 PM   #1464
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I prefer getting brutally ****ed by a bunch of men while my wife gets murdered?
sounds ok

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I need to read "Friedman on 9max cash tables."
or get hold of a good roulette strat book
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:04 PM   #1467
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:09 PM   #1468
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or get hold of a good roulette strat book
Write it and I'll buy it.
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:11 PM   #1469
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If a transsexual bothers you, the best action is not ask them is they have a vag.
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:12 PM   #1470
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Write it and I'll buy it.
I should warn you that my strategy revolves almost solely around placing almost everything you have on 0
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:12 PM   #1471
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I honestly watched a program on tv once where a guy was genuinely giving roulette advice with a straight face. I almost pissed myself when he said something to the effect of "most people think that when it comes black 5 times in a row, they should bet red, but I say stick with black - spot the trend!"
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:15 PM   #1472
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I should warn you that my strategy revolves almost solely around placing almost everything you have on 0
I thought it was about placing it .....around whatever you like, not on it.
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:18 PM   #1473
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I honestly watched a program on tv once where a guy was genuinely giving roulette advice with a straight face. I almost pissed myself when he said something to the effect of "most people think that when it comes black 5 times in a row, they should bet red, but I say stick with black - spot the trend!"
so youre saying this is incorrect
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:18 PM   #1474
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I thought it was about placing it .....around whatever you like, not on it.
no wonder wisski and you didn't manage to get anything done anally
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:20 PM   #1475
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I honestly watched a program on tv once where a guy was genuinely giving roulette advice with a straight face. I almost pissed myself when he said something to the effect of "most people think that when it comes black 5 times in a row, they should bet red, but I say stick with black - spot the trend!"
I'm assuming that you were bound and gagged.
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