the staropramen are cans, but i get your point.

Giz what is Siri like?

abe can you stop the thread domination plz

wat

i think you know what i'm talking about

abe have you been to class today?

Oh, I guess travelling a bit is too much effort for some interfamily rape...

fine, interfamily rape is plan b

i don't like the harrassing the neighbours part, a) because my neighbours on the left are out of town and b) because the neighbour on the right is a non-attractive dude in his fifties

wow

Remember when Mayo was mod? You couldn't encourage rape. Or is that still a rule?

The convention is that "rape" always refers to "legal rape", unless explicitly stated otherwise.

yes was in 3-4 just

When you want to rape someone even though it's illegal then you know you're in love.

i like rape

the problem in the old days was that "rape" had, at least for some people, a slightly negative connotation.

sup atc

Yeah, but those intercourse fascists will die out sooner or later.

don't lie abe, i'll have brickie go check on you

you are so thoughtful

See, this is where I say,

"Your xxxx might be a stretch." And then I get punished. I don't get it. Not one time in this thread did I initiate an insult against another poster (the smarter of you would say, "not if you include an insult of our intelligence" - but I digress).

Now, the crowd shows up, the villagers have their torches and pitchforks and are taking shots at Frankenstein. And I have to just take it. I respond to insults and I am a bad guy. Someone else comes right at me, even though I have been respectful to each and every one that did not try to take swipes at me. Double standards here.

Remember when you guys used to play Dungeons and Dragons? (If you are too young, go ask your Dads, they will know for sure). Like the new guy shows up and wants to play but he doesn't have his dice, figures, powers, swords, or whatever the hell is used.

The group pitches in and gives him like a scabbard and tree branch as a weapon and some smelling salts as a potion. They chip in and give him the special power of "walking fast."

Here, guys stop in and take some of the lamest swipes I can imagine and its okay, because we want all the little guys to have some fun too. "Take a shot at the monster?" Its okay, we won't let him hurt you.

Anyhow, what you have witnessed in this thread so far is about as good as I can go. If it is just not happening for this sight, just man up and tell me to pack it in. I honestly thought my stuff was funny while dealing with an issue slightly more important than cat juggling.

Indeed, what is the harm? Is there any harm done? I'm not harmed. I think it is fine to have people take shots at me. I like to see something creative as opposed to the tired and robotic "Aids; uMad; heMad; etc." You all don't like to mix it up now and again?

If you don't, why not just pass on by? You don't have to come after me and take shots all the time. If you are nice to me, I am always nice back. Even when I accidentally offend someone and they say so, I apologize. Every time. (assuming they were not taking shots at me prior to that).

Anyway, if you changed my name out of this thread, I would see it and go "man, this is pretty funny and entertaining. I want to keep reading it. I can learn about Cuba and have pizza at the same time!"

Well, if you need to keep taking your shots, go ahead. If you need to see the PM's go ahead. I will be in the corner if you have any questions or want me to sign your copy of the printouts.

Well, I'm glad the community as a whole are now more open-minded about these things. That prehistoric thinking was somewhat laughable.

ironically, in the pre-history it was not uncommon for a man to take his club, whack whatever girl he liked on the head and drag her home for a night of passion.

and then christianity happened

yep, then it became all about concealed sex with minors