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10-11-2011 , 05:43 PM
love me some lowercasecaps
10-11-2011 , 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by lowercasecaps
I attended a course a few weeks ago. Apparently 80% of male raping victims gets a boner when they get raped, and a large percent of them gets off. (not sure if numbers are correct, but they were mind boggling).
This has interesting implications, although I'm not yet sure what they are.
10-11-2011 , 05:44 PM
some day I will be able to sing like Freddie Mercury

I swear it!
10-11-2011 , 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
JustJ, it's been like 6 hours or so and still nothing .

I think ima cry myself to sleep. Tlk tomorrow x
I'm in a committed relationship, but we can still cuddle and stuff..
10-11-2011 , 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
lirva has been banging dogs and alpacas exclusively for several years now, so i think he's probably a bit out of touch when it comes to human intercourse. you'll have to explain where your g spot is lcc.

Humans just don't do it for me any more. You try to grab a hold of them while driving it and there's nothing there. I need some god damn fur to grasp, knowm'sayin? If it aint furry it aint gettin purry amirite
10-11-2011 , 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by LirvA
Humans just don't do it for me any more. You try to grab a hold of them while driving it and there's nothing there. I need some god damn fur to grasp, knowm'sayin? If it aint furry it aint gettin purry amirite
nhampoodle.jpg
10-11-2011 , 05:56 PM
skates: sharpened
appetite: diminished
10-11-2011 , 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
nhampoodle.jpg
10-11-2011 , 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by nham
skates: sharpened
appetite: diminished
http://matchstickmolly.com/post/3261188113/starvation

You should read this, nhambones.
10-11-2011 , 06:00 PM
moar like skinhambones amirite
10-11-2011 , 06:00 PM
I've got a nhamboner
10-11-2011 , 06:00 PM
That Iceland coach is a real POS.

never forget
USA#1
10-11-2011 , 06:01 PM
i don't think i've been starving
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Rating scales revealed that the men experienced an increase in thinking about food, as well as corresponding declines in interest in sex and activity during semistarvation.
10-11-2011 , 06:03 PM
wow some people


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Guitar lessons for toddler needed!

3 year old interested in rocking out! Need someone to give 15 to 20 minute guitar lesson for a 3 year old boy.

prior work with children/toddlers preferred.

Please email if you have the skill set and interest.
10-11-2011 , 06:03 PM
i hoard school notes, i still have some from first year
10-11-2011 , 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by LirvA
wow some people
i am sending them a warning
10-11-2011 , 06:04 PM
Someone warn that kid's parents about Lirva.
10-11-2011 , 06:08 PM
either way, we should all make #NOFOODFRIDAYS a tradition
10-11-2011 , 06:10 PM
That sounds like a terrible idea. I'll just start banning you every Thursday eve. ]
10-11-2011 , 06:11 PM
My trustee sent me a birthday present
10-11-2011 , 06:12 PM
And it cost $11 to ship!!
10-11-2011 , 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
I have all of those fruits plus a few others in my fridge aorn

I bought nectarines this time, because I had a bad experience with peaches last time.
10-11-2011 , 06:17 PM
My fetus wants trombone lessons!
10-11-2011 , 06:20 PM
Oh yeah? Well my sperm are learning to play the bongos.
10-11-2011 , 06:23 PM
Nothing wrong with getting your kid(s) involved in instrument playing. There have been loads of studies that show it can help increase intelligence.

      
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