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09-25-2011 , 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute
I hear the bus driver comes from Barca. Will be interesting to see how long it takes before he gets used to the new league and driving on the wrong side of the road.
i predict a measurable change in their performance if he can't get this right before the preseason ends.
09-25-2011 , 07:00 PM
ishemia
09-25-2011 , 07:01 PM
helloooooooooo
09-25-2011 , 07:01 PM
I was just spraying molten feces out of myself on the reg. What really made it worse was that I'm too colorblind to tell poop from blood, and would just see something on the paper and keep wiping, which would lead to more stuff on the paper, and so on. Lots of times since I couldn't stem the flow of what I thought was poop, and my ass was too raw to keep wiping, I would just fold up a bunch of toilet paper and stick it between my cheeks like a maxipad.

I eventually realized that blood and poop have different textures when spread on toilet paper, and that's what I learned to look for. But by that time I was so butthurt that it wasn't long before I switched to showering. Problem went away after that.
09-25-2011 , 07:04 PM
pics of ******* plz

Last edited by 11beatsperminute; 09-25-2011 at 07:04 PM. Reason: butthole
09-25-2011 , 07:04 PM
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09-25-2011 , 07:05 PM
cutler is garbage
09-25-2011 , 07:06 PM
ew why did i read that post
09-25-2011 , 07:07 PM
should i not eat anymore or have a pear
09-25-2011 , 07:08 PM
half a pear
09-25-2011 , 07:09 PM
Yes I have eaten today. I had a piece of left-over pizza. A half a turkey sammich, and a luna bar with some chocolate covered pretzels in there.
09-25-2011 , 07:10 PM
NSFW
09-25-2011 , 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gizmo
Yes I have eaten today. I had a piece of left-over pizza. A half a turkey sammich, and a luna bar with some chocolate covered pretzels in there.
fruit and veggies tho
09-25-2011 , 07:11 PM
09-25-2011 , 07:11 PM
09-25-2011 , 07:12 PM
I had two large slices of pizza and a cinnamon pretzel
09-25-2011 , 07:17 PM
I had cantaloupe, spaghetti, and some cheez-it snack mix.
09-25-2011 , 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nham
I was just spraying molten feces out of myself on the reg. What really made it worse was that I'm too colorblind to tell poop from blood, and would just see something on the paper and keep wiping, which would lead to more stuff on the paper, and so on. Lots of times since I couldn't stem the flow of what I thought was poop, and my ass was too raw to keep wiping, I would just fold up a bunch of toilet paper and stick it between my cheeks like a maxipad.

I eventually realized that blood and poop have different textures when spread on toilet paper, and that's what I learned to look for. But by that time I was so butthurt that it wasn't long before I switched to showering. Problem went away after that.
I'm not sure if I can successfully meme this.
09-25-2011 , 07:18 PM
bread, oatmeal, yogurt, steak wrap
09-25-2011 , 07:21 PM
xem vxcfbibmuol/;.kio ,yjntsuvxrfmjygh/imk
09-25-2011 , 07:22 PM
10oz whole milk
3 large eggs
1/2 cup egg beaters

12 chicken wings
24oz Icehouse

24oz Coke
09-25-2011 , 07:23 PM
wtf is an icehouse
09-25-2011 , 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
I had cantaloupe, spaghetti, and some cheez-it snack mix.
Skittles is a nice dessert.
09-25-2011 , 07:24 PM
101 posts to go
09-25-2011 , 07:25 PM
**** this i am having another steak

      
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