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08-27-2011 , 12:55 AM

#1476

ashes of eight

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,085

?"Or I could Type like TSi and be like Lol IM SO ****lde UP!!@$!%^&^ l;olololol

08-27-2011 , 12:56 AM

#1477

ashes of eight

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,085

bought me and my momma new cellphones today also : )

08-27-2011 , 12:57 AM

#1478

ashes of eight

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,085

im really ****d up passing out

08-27-2011 , 12:57 AM

#1479

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

drink more

08-27-2011 , 12:58 AM

#1480

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

I have proofs that the female gender is stuck up as ****.

I has a bisexual profile on a dating site and have had like massive fail on attempts to contact the feminitas, and never has one contacted me.

But the exact opposite is completely true in regards to manninantisos.

I once had a horse ... on Coney Island. She got hit by a car.

*shrug*

08-27-2011 , 12:59 AM

#1481

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

I was kind of put off tomatoes when I got sick from them. But my mom had these BEAUTIFUL gardens while I was growing up and she always loved gardening. I feel like it would be a nice way to remember her. I really want to get some nice fragrant house plants (jasmine, maybe gardenia). That'd be nice.

i dont understand not liking tomatoes, but to each their own. gow some basil, it smells good, gorws like a weed, and tastes good in lots of places.

08-27-2011 , 12:59 AM

#1482

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

though I have often had great frienships with them and exclude those from this comment,

girls are ****ing ****s.

08-27-2011 , 01:01 AM

#1483

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Or maybe guys are just more inclined to be pervy. Also, I think it's a bit of a turn off to a lot of women if a guy is bisexual. At least, to me it kind of is simply because of the risk for disease increasing.

08-27-2011 , 01:01 AM

#1484

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashes of eight

at the gbar

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

gay bar?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

wait wat is a gbar?

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

lolz

08-27-2011 , 01:01 AM

#1485

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

i dont understand not liking tomatoes, but to each their own. gow some basil, it smells good, gorws like a weed, and tastes good in lots of places.

My mom bought us a chia herb garden. I'mma get that **** going tomorrow!

08-27-2011 , 01:02 AM

#1486

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

i wouldnt be the person i was today without the all the vagina i smashed imo

08-27-2011 , 01:02 AM

#1487

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

lol

so one of my IRL friends used to go out with this slutty chick named sunshine right, and I used to hang out with them pretty regualrly.

Not too long ago he told me she said to him "don't leave me alone in the same room with LirvA" like I gave off rapist vibes or some ****

and then the other day I found out she gave one of our mutual friends a lap dance to practice for her new stripping job

****ing ****

08-27-2011 , 01:03 AM

#1488

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

i have seen this once and wasnt sure what level these guys were on. pretty funny stuff, but i wont be clicking that

08-27-2011 , 01:05 AM

#1489

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

well....

08-27-2011 , 01:06 AM

#1490

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

last new years this chick i was seeing wanted to come over my mates house and i was like um i dunno i just wanna hang out with my mate. we had already banged 8 hours ago so i didnt really want her around. she offered to put on a strip and lap dance show for me and my mate. she was so horny. i relayed to my mate what she had just said and he said no.

i wasnt expecting that?

08-27-2011 , 01:06 AM

#1491

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

How does a woman compete with a peen LirvA?

08-27-2011 , 01:07 AM

#1492

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

ok. my place is a wreck. b4 i got to bed sunday my place will be clean, except for the following caveats, not gonna scrub the tile in my bathroom or kitchen, not gonna scrub out my shower, not gonna clean my closet.

08-27-2011 , 01:07 AM

#1493

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

2nd piss is here already

in before

08-27-2011 , 01:09 AM

#1494

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

this post happened this quick after my 2nd piss cos i didnt wash my hands

08-27-2011 , 01:09 AM

#1495

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

well....

08-27-2011 , 01:10 AM

#1496

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

so...what are you mad about? not getting a lap dance or her thinking you're a rapist?

08-27-2011 , 01:11 AM

#1497

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

How does a woman compete with a peen LirvA?

wat????

I has no idea :confrusedcat:

08-27-2011 , 01:11 AM

#1498

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

so one of my IRL friends used to go out with this slutty chick named sunshine right, and I used to hang out with them pretty regualrly.

Not too long ago he told me she said to him "don't leave me alone in the same room with LirvA" like I gave off rapist vibes or some ****

and then the other day I found out she gave one of our mutual friends a lap dance to practice for her new stripping job

****ing ****

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

Free market spoke obv

08-27-2011 , 01:11 AM

#1499

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

Something you need to remember, now that you have peachez is that when you mop, you need to take the soap off with water. That way, when she licks her paws, she won't be licking up the soap and stuff. With the swiffer wet jet it was killing animals or something. It's bad for dog dogs.