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Old 05-30-2011, 03:48 PM   #1101
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I used to think vaginas tasted quite bad when I was younger but I have become quite accustomed to the taste in the last few years and now enjoy it.
lol, you were probably one of those kids that didn't like beer at the age of 13


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Old 05-30-2011, 03:49 PM   #1102
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No. I always liked beer.
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:50 PM   #1103
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Sometimes when I'm exercising a little sweat gets in my mouth ... it's salty ... like a vagina.
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:51 PM   #1104
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I STILL dont like beer. :geek:
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:52 PM   #1105
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mmmmm.....virgina
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:52 PM   #1106
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restaurants that don't serve liquor make me want to kick babies
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:53 PM   #1107
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What's there to explain?
How was your attractiveness and exquisite taste in music determined?
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:53 PM   #1108
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No. I always liked beer.
But you usually start with the freshest vaginas of your whole cunninlingus career... so do you prefer older pussies?
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:53 PM   #1109
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Sometimes it tastes like beer ... but that depends on tha vagina and tha beer
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:54 PM   #1110
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How was your attractiveness and exquisite taste in music determined?
He shipped me **** pics w/ a link to a German indie band ... story checks out.
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:55 PM   #1111
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Trade him in for a younger model.
meh. i like my men to wear their pants correctly.

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Why isn't your man bbqing?
did last weekend and yesterday. giving him a break, i guess

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Try having an affair, I hear it makes for great threads.
i'll keep that in mind for when i get bored enough to ruin my life for a good read.
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:55 PM   #1112
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But you usually start with the freshest vaginas of your whole cunninlingus career... so do you prefer older pussies?
First couple were as fresh as fresh can be. I think you're right though I must have been a little ****** back then.

No I do not prefer older pussies.
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:55 PM   #1113
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How was your attractiveness and exquisite taste in music determined?
iirc he looks like an emo dalph lundgren and his fav band is rammstein
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:56 PM   #1114
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No I do not prefer older pussies.
I think everyone apart from spermy knew this.
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:57 PM   #1115
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did last weekend and yesterday. giving him a break, i guess
try hitting him
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:57 PM   #1116
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My dinner has been in the oven for 3 hours.

I'm chippy.
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:57 PM   #1117
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Old 05-30-2011, 03:59 PM   #1118
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Old 05-30-2011, 04:00 PM   #1119
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How was your attractiveness and exquisite taste in music determined?
The German census is very detailed and "attractiveness" and "music taste" are just two of the countless categories where our government publishes yearly rankings of all their citizens. I have been in the top 10000 nationwide in both of these categories for 15 consecutive years now.
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Old 05-30-2011, 04:01 PM   #1120
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try hitting him
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Old 05-30-2011, 04:05 PM   #1121
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He shipped me **** pics w/ a link to a German indie band ... story checks out.
yes

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i'll keep that in mind for when i get bored enough to ruin my life for a good read.
can't wait

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First couple were as fresh as fresh can be. I think you're right though I must have been a little ****** back then.

No I do not prefer older pussies.
Okay, glad you saw the light.

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iirc he looks like an emo dalph lundgren and his fav band is rammstein
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Old 05-30-2011, 04:10 PM   #1122
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Sometimes when I'm exercising a little sweat gets in my mouth ... it's salty ... like a vagina.
You still remember the taste?
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Old 05-30-2011, 04:11 PM   #1123
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You still remember what your dick looks like?
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Old 05-30-2011, 04:12 PM   #1124
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I think im about 1 for 30 Dean
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Old 05-30-2011, 04:12 PM   #1125
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1.5 inch of pure beauty
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