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I have my first soccer/football/footy game of the year tonight and I'm so out of shape it's possible I may die ... I give myself like 92% chance of survival. Nearly 100% chance of embarrassment tho.

Im sure you can lock in the win

06-13-2011 , 03:17 PM

#9502

elrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I have my first soccer/football/footy game of the year tonight and I'm so out of shape it's possible I may die ... I give myself like 92% chance of survival. Nearly 100% chance of embarrassment tho.

go for a jog beforehand?

06-13-2011 , 03:19 PM

#9503

Abe008

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but not a mod

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The body of a pre pubescent 15 year old girl.

Last edited by Abe008; 06-13-2011 at 03:19 PM. Reason: is that possible?

06-13-2011 , 03:19 PM

#9504

11beatsperminute

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I have my first soccer/football/footy game of the year tonight and I'm so out of shape it's possible I may die ... I give myself like 92% chance of survival. Nearly 100% chance of embarrassment tho.

You just pulled these numbers out of your ass.

06-13-2011 , 03:20 PM

#9505

elrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

The body of a pre pubescent 15 year old girl.

to the dark web!

Last edited by elrey; 06-13-2011 at 03:21 PM. Reason: too soon?

06-13-2011 , 03:21 PM

#9506

Abe008

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Dark web is weird but I kinda wanna buy some drugs but have no actual £££ to purchase Bitcoin with

06-13-2011 , 03:21 PM

#9507

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

If you're so out of shape maybe you should start with just one of those games. But three?

Translated for Aussie/Euros.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

You just pulled these numbers out of your ass.

Isn't that where all stats come from?

06-13-2011 , 03:23 PM

#9508

The Brickie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Translated for Aussie/Euros.

Take up a position as goal net minder so you don't have to do much running.

06-13-2011 , 03:24 PM

#9509

11beatsperminute

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Isn't that where all stats come from?

No, actually only 76% of all stats come out of your ass.

06-13-2011 , 03:24 PM

#9510

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Take up a position as goal net minder so you don't have to do much running.

i like this verbage

06-13-2011 , 03:25 PM

#9511

Abe008

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I can't see that there are no verbs there.

06-13-2011 , 03:27 PM

#9512

allinontheturn

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06-13-2011 , 03:28 PM

#9513

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

i like this verbage

misspelled, dammit

verbiage: Speech or writing that uses too many words or excessively technical expressions.

i feel dumb now

06-13-2011 , 03:29 PM

#9514

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

++++++++++++++++

06-13-2011 , 03:29 PM

#9515

wisski

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definitely too soon.

06-13-2011 , 03:30 PM

#9516

bogan4life

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Translated for Aussie/Euros.

Isn't that where all stats come from?

Tell me you didnt just call wog ball Footy? You know you can be killed for that here right?

06-13-2011 , 03:30 PM

#9517

:tinfoil:

journeyman

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never forget

06-13-2011 , 03:30 PM

#9518

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

lol - our heads are shaped the same?

yeah, that's one of mine. never really meant to post them here but i thought that picture summed up my "huh"ness

She's really, really adorable.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

~thinspo~

06-13-2011 , 03:32 PM

#9519

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bogan4life

Tell me you didnt just call wog ball Footy? You know you can be killed for that here right?

Idk what a wog ball is. I have a couple British friends who call it footy so I thought it might be standard for Abe/Brickie/Dabble.

06-13-2011 , 03:33 PM

#9520

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journeyman

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

misspelled, dammit

verbiage: Speech or writing that uses too many words or excessively technical expressions.

i feel dumb now

dunning-kruger

06-13-2011 , 03:34 PM

#9521

phil0pp

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bogan4life

Tell me you didnt just call wog ball Footy?

straight dolly wopper this one

06-13-2011 , 03:34 PM

#9522

fredd-bird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Dark web is weird but I kinda wanna buy some drugs but have no actual £££ to purchase Bitcoin with

lol busto!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogan4life

Tell me you didnt just call wog ball Footy? You know you can be killed for that here right?

06-13-2011 , 03:35 PM

#9523

bogan4life

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Idk what a wog ball is. I have a couple British friends who call it footy so I thought it might be standard for Abe/Brickie/Dabble.

Wog Ball/World Game/Soccer is accepted, calling it footy will lead to

06-13-2011 , 03:35 PM

#9524

The Brickie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Idk what a wog ball is. I have a couple British friends who call it footy so I thought it might be standard for Abe/Brickie/Dabble.

I don't talk special for no one, so I wouldn't expect anyone else to do so for me.

06-13-2011 , 03:35 PM

#9525

elrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by :tinfoil:

never forget

umad?

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