gonna poop the dog

wait, wat?

std

sounds bad

is omg on vacation or on strike o/s?
is there a boycott?

gettin high

watermelon is delicious
I prefer a little salt on mine.

nomnomnom

Posts: 9,997

Posts: 9,998

Posts: 9,999

will the rapture actually start when you breach 10000?

nervous tension is nervous

Not even gonna make my 10krd post today prolly.

uh huh

Hello good ppls of omgomgomg make it a great day!!!

shove ur cheeriness up ur ass

I'm going to the shop to buy some coke soda pop and something for dinner. Then I'll be back to ruin whatever it is you guys are doing.

No, u. (are you trying to get in our collective pants os)

My head hurts a little. It was worth it. Drunken fu ftw ldo.

[10:36:01 AM] fredd-bird: almost went to jail last night
10:41:11 AM] fredd-bird: riding with 2 buddies, we meet our friends at the pier.. we drinking in the car while driving ldo... well we sittin next to them just parked and talking about rolling up a couple doobies.. 10 seconds later a car pulls up behind us and just parks
[10:41:29 AM] fredd-bird: in the rearview i can see it's a newer model chevy 4 door car, so i instantly think cop
[10:42:05 AM] fredd-bird: my friend and i in the front seats put our beer in the back seat floorboard (lol ******aments)
[10:42:23 AM] fredd-bird: it is a cop and she has a flashlight shining it in the windows
[10:43:08 AM] fredd-bird: obv sees the cans immedietely.. i have weed and a hitter in my pocket.. all i can think is ****
[10:44:00 AM] fredd-bird: she asked where we were from and all that jazz, then mentioned the cans
[10:44:30 AM] fredd-bird: somehow i convinced her we were just drinking them while parked and told her i'd pour them out immedietely
[10:45:02 AM] fredd-bird: she watched me do that and throw them away while making small talk with us, then is just like "ok, well at night you can't sit at the pier in your car. have a good night."
[10:45:33 AM] fredd-bird: /fin

you're in FL, bro
not like it was a real cop

if she did arrest you, you could give up kolo...he's already hosed anyway

if she did arrest you, you could give up kolo...he's already hosed anyway


oh, and pics of copgurl, ldo

looks like my edit button is flipping out

hai guise

Oh hai Liefje!
How are you, I'm great!
It's ****ing hot and I'm going to have a BBQ now, so goodbye Liefje!