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06-04-2011 , 02:30 AM

#3851

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

music is awesome

hell yeah

06-04-2011 , 02:33 AM

#3852

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

guitars speak a lot of stuff i cannot iterate

06-04-2011 , 02:58 AM

#3853

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

tired now

06-04-2011 , 03:00 AM

#3854

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

trains are gonna off aorn

06-04-2011 , 03:02 AM

#3855

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

beer and reversi

06-04-2011 , 03:08 AM

#3856

dontwannabebetter

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264

Anybody wanna get drunk?

06-04-2011 , 03:13 AM

#3857

ncboiler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,556

Quote:

Originally Posted by dontwannabebetter

Anybody wanna get drunk?

Americans can't get drunk anymore

06-04-2011 , 03:21 AM

#3858

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

So as I put the last of my chips in a rack before the big blind hit me, I realized that my profit on the day was $995, and I didn't even attempt a ridiculous UTG blind steal to get it to 1k. I was way more proud of the fact that I didn't chase that five bucks than I was of the fact that I had made $995 to begin with.

I don't know what that says about me and my motivations in life.

06-04-2011 , 03:23 AM

#3859

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

a real man would have open shoved

06-04-2011 , 03:24 AM

#3860

dontwannabebetter

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264

Quote:

Originally Posted by ncboiler

Americans can't get drunk anymore

But I wanna!

and besides all this beer will go to waste

cmonnnnnn! EW?

06-04-2011 , 03:35 AM

#3861

dontwannabebetter

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264

Fine them. Ima do some drunken kung fu and ya'll aren't invited.

06-04-2011 , 03:36 AM

#3862

dontwannabebetter

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264

Oh and I sanded the tip of my finger off today. It was hilarios.

Edit:****ing autocorrect!

06-04-2011 , 03:39 AM

#3863

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

Hey here's a jopke that I heard tonight from country music legend Randy Travis:

I was riding along with a cop who said that no matter how good a driver is, eventually he'll do something to let me pull him over. We followed a few cars, and sure enough, each one eventually screwed up. But then we got behind one car who was perfect. We followed him a few miles, and he never made a single error. So the cop was so impressed that he pulled him over to congratulate him. When the cop asked how he was such a good driver, the guy said "Well, you gotta be careful when you're drunk."

06-04-2011 , 03:41 AM

#3864

dontwannabebetter

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Thats totally balla. I lost 50. I had a great time and am totally satisfied. I hope your winning just short left you a little empty.

06-04-2011 , 03:43 AM

#3865

dontwannabebetter

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264

Not really though. Grats. You wanna buy a tiny table? Oh and the actions are pretty much just indicative of someone who knows what day of the week it is.

06-04-2011 , 04:01 AM

#3866

dontwannabebetter

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264

Just me and my phone talking to nobody huh? Ima run out of something something and I ****ing rode like 30 blocks uphill tonight and it was awesome. And now its so nice out. And I have to clean again. And these mother****ers ate my goddamn food. I'm not really all that mad though. Whatever.

06-04-2011 , 06:10 AM

#3867

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

sick bump

06-04-2011 , 06:31 AM

#3868

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

my friends are ******s and i quit drinking and i need someone to talk to me

06-04-2011 , 06:46 AM

#3869

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

i'm bed

06-04-2011 , 07:16 AM

#3870

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

The main 4l is ****ing atrocious right now

06-04-2011 , 07:29 AM

#3871

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

bumpin for the squeeze play

06-04-2011 , 07:31 AM

#3872

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

gotta go add "atrocious" to the things girls say thread...

06-04-2011 , 07:35 AM

#3873

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

got yo credit in the edit, giz.

06-04-2011 , 07:42 AM

#3874

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

gotta go to my 9 y/o 's dance recital.
26 little white girls doing a hip-hop routine.
should I start drinking heavily now, or wait and slash wrists once the show has actually begun?
two hours of aaaaggghhh....beam and valium may be the solution.