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I can't tell what is true from Giz, so the next time I go to the doctors office I'm gonna work up an erection in the waiting room and see what happens.

Are you planning on needing a catheter?

05-29-2011 , 04:02 PM

#277

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

instead to maybe talk about their mothers.

...or show them this pic

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

05-29-2011 , 04:05 PM

#278

Da33le

leader of the normals

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How do you work up an erection? I find they show up very unexpected.

05-29-2011 , 04:09 PM

#279

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

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shes cute and vaguely reminds me of someone but i cant remember who

05-29-2011 , 04:10 PM

#280

11beatsperminute

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What did Abe bet 70% of his roll or so on?
Wales beating N IRL and IRL beating SCO?
Because if he did, he won both.

05-29-2011 , 04:11 PM

#281

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

Are you planning on needing a catheter?

Probably couldn't hurt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

...or show them this pic

U mad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

How do you work up an erection? I find they show up very unexpected.

Bounce your leg nervously if you're wearing tight pants ... hands in pocket if you're wearing loose pants.

05-29-2011 , 04:14 PM

#282

MsBlueberry

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Who has a magical vagina?

05-29-2011 , 04:14 PM

#283

nham

34oz

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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

What did Abe bet 70% of his roll or so on?
Wales beating N IRL and IRL beating SCO?
Because if he did, he won both.

he's probably drunk and in a ditch aorn if so

05-29-2011 , 04:15 PM

#284

-Insert Witty SN-

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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

shes cute and vaguely reminds me of someone but i cant remember who

dont worry guys i figured it out. it was a girl i had a crush on in high school who looks just like that girl but with blonde hair and blue eyes

05-29-2011 , 04:16 PM

#285

The Brickie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

What did Abe bet 70% of his roll or so on?
Wales beating N IRL and IRL beating SCO?
Because if he did, he won both.

I think so.

05-29-2011 , 04:16 PM

#286

11beatsperminute

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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Who has a magical vagina?

all beautiful girls do

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

he's probably drunk and in a ditch aorn if so

obv

05-29-2011 , 04:16 PM

#287

k0derkid

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my buddy said that when he was 12 he had to go to the doc for something around his junk, and he got a chub when the nurse was there. He said she flicked it with a pencil and it went right down.

Last edited by k0derkid; 05-29-2011 at 04:17 PM. Reason: came here for the penis talk obv

05-29-2011 , 04:17 PM

#288

k0derkid

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cool story bro

05-29-2011 , 04:17 PM

#289

-Insert Witty SN-

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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Who has a magical vagina?

womanbearpig

05-29-2011 , 04:21 PM

#290

MsBlueberry

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I think this would be an issue with young healthy guys that don't have much wrong.

I've never flicked a penis. Unless that "f" was a typo, but even then I've never done that at work.

05-29-2011 , 04:23 PM

#291

phil0pp

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what about beans?

05-29-2011 , 04:24 PM

#292

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Who has a magical vagina?

womanbearpig

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

dont worry guys i figured it out. it was a girl i had a crush on in high school who looks just like that girl but with blonde hair and blue eyes

PICS

05-29-2011 , 04:25 PM

#293

11beatsperminute

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

I think this would be an issue with young healthy guys that don't have much wrong.

I've never flicked a penis. Unless that "f" was a typo, but even then I've never done that at work.

you've done it in a nurse dress though, right?

05-29-2011 , 04:27 PM

#294

nham

34oz

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

I think this would be an issue with young healthy guys that don't have much wrong.

I've never flicked a penis. Unless that "f" was a typo, but even then I've never done that at work.

05-29-2011 , 04:32 PM

#295

11beatsperminute

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Manbearpig should really spend the next 4 weeks home alone and masturbate like 6 times a day.

05-29-2011 , 04:33 PM

#296

nham

34oz

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mjkidd tilts me everytime he posts

05-29-2011 , 04:34 PM

#297

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

How do you work up an erection? I find they show up very unexpected.

I find that taking my top off helps work up erections.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Who has a magical vagina?

Manbearpig's wife. It's a thread in oot that's brilliantly entertaining.

Update on the saga: He's still not sure. He feels bad for her, even though he knows it's sick. She's been conversing with Golf Pro, but then deleting all those texts. and I am smh at her and him.