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05-29-2011 , 03:30 PM

#251

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Originally Posted by j2sooted

in ur dreams loverboy

05-29-2011 , 03:31 PM

#252

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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Btw, tyty for the advice JM3

05-29-2011 , 03:32 PM

#253

11beatsperminute

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Originally Posted by j2sooted

i was kinda trying, not really getting anywhere

so did you have dates?

05-29-2011 , 03:32 PM

#254

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

Seriously.

HE FEELS BAD FOR HER THAT GOLF PRO HURT HER. WTF!?!?!?!?

i honestly dont get it. he must have some serious self loathing issues os. at the very minimum he should tell dudes girls and get him fired

05-29-2011 , 03:33 PM

#255

phil0pp

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Seriously.

HE FEELS BAD FOR HER THAT GOLF PRO HURT HER. WTF!?!?!?!?

wtf its just painful to read now

05-29-2011 , 03:34 PM

#256

nham

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

J2- you're not an ugly guy at all.

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

You're also not a terrible person.

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

Frankly, you should be able to get dates

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

I just guess it's a motivation/esteem thing.

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

Seriously.

05-29-2011 , 03:35 PM

#257

Gizmo

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She must have one magical vagina...

05-29-2011 , 03:36 PM

#258

nham

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i bet it's kate upton

he married kate upton

05-29-2011 , 03:36 PM

#259

11beatsperminute

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Seriously.

HE FEELS BAD FOR HER THAT GOLF PRO HURT HER. WTF!?!?!?!?

He's super confused, who wouldn't be in his spot?
He needs time away from her and masturbate a lot to get a clear head.

05-29-2011 , 03:37 PM

#260

nham

34oz

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he needs three swift karate chops to the inner leg

05-29-2011 , 03:38 PM

#261

nham

34oz

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have you met my friend brad, he seams nice

05-29-2011 , 03:44 PM

#262

phil0pp

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Originally Posted by nham

GOAT post

05-29-2011 , 03:45 PM

#263

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

GOAT post

did make me lol.

05-29-2011 , 03:45 PM

#264

nham

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NOW LET ME WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE WILD WILD WEST

05-29-2011 , 03:46 PM

#265

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

he needs three swift karate chops to the inner leg

is that a euphemism for masturbation?

05-29-2011 , 03:47 PM

#266

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by Low Key

is that a euphemism for masturbation?

why are you posting and not out here?

05-29-2011 , 03:48 PM

#267

nham

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i read some masseuse TR where they give someone 3 karate chops to the inner leg if they get a boner during the massage

05-29-2011 , 03:50 PM

#268

Gizmo

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when we were learning about inserting catheters, we were told if the guy has an erection to flick the penis.

05-29-2011 , 03:51 PM

#269

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GOATS cant post, they're GOATS, you look silly

Last edited by -Insert Witty SN-; 05-29-2011 at 03:57 PM.

05-29-2011 , 03:54 PM

#270

The Brickie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

when we were learning about inserting catheters, we were told if the guy has an erection to flick the penis.

Well they told you wrong.

05-29-2011 , 03:55 PM

#271

phil0pp

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lolz you gotta flick penises

05-29-2011 , 03:55 PM

#272

11beatsperminute

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

when we were learning about inserting catheters, we were told if the guy has an erection to flick the penis.

I salute to those penises who take a stand in the face of an invading force they know they won't be able to stop.

You guys are some brave *****.

05-29-2011 , 03:57 PM

#273

Gizmo

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actually, we were really told not to flick the penises.

Last edited by Gizmo; 05-29-2011 at 03:58 PM. Reason: instead to maybe talk about their mothers.

05-29-2011 , 03:58 PM

#274

allinontheturn

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05-29-2011 , 03:59 PM

#275

allinontheturn

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I can't tell what is true from Giz, so the next time I go to the doctors office I'm gonna work up an erection in the waiting room and see what happens.

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