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Old 06-02-2011, 12:51 PM   #2601
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How is that heroin thread open and my menopause discussion thread isn't?
have you considered a menopause heroin addict thread?
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Old 06-02-2011, 12:52 PM   #2602
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How is that heroin thread open and my menopause discussion thread isn't?
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totp and me stuck in the dentist's chair
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Old 06-02-2011, 12:53 PM   #2604
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playin the nazicard...
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Old 06-02-2011, 12:56 PM   #2605
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How is that heroin thread open and my menopause discussion thread isn't?
Heroin obv is causes fewer problems in society than menopause.
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Old 06-02-2011, 12:58 PM   #2606
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have you considered a menopause heroin addict thread?
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That's true. Although some mods are worse than Hitler.

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Heroin obv is causes fewer problems in society than menopause.
I'm glad you're on my side.
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:03 PM   #2607
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How is that heroin thread open and my menopause discussion thread isn't?
i may be taking this too far but i believe it is a travesty
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:06 PM   #2608
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and please, for the love of all that is holy, stop sharing the cat-skull-crushing story. it's depressing.
speaking of kids, and dead kittens.... once had a nephew who put the cat into a freezer, then 2 hours later came to his mother and said "Kitty Cooooowd" havn't lol'd that hard in a while.
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:09 PM   #2609
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thats hilarious
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:18 PM   #2610
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:24 PM   #2611
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how in the **** does a cat get caught im between your boot and the ground unless youre a literal jack in the beanstalk type giant.

I want to crush your skull with my boot
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:24 PM   #2612
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I told you sidecars were sick. Two people died on only the first day of practise.
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:27 PM   #2613
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how in the **** does a cat get caught im between your boot and the ground unless youre a literal jack in the beanstalk type giant.

I want to crush your skull with my boot

does being 6' 7" qualify as jack in the bean stalk?
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:29 PM   #2614
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does being 6' 7" qualify as jack in the bean stalk?
dood, are you shaq? is this why you are retiring? to spend more time with us?
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:30 PM   #2615
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dood, are you shaq? is this why you are retiring? to spend more time with us?
lebron james 6' 7"
Shaq is like 7' os....

but if i was retiring i wouldn't spend more time here
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:37 PM   #2616
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i may be taking this too far but i believe it is a travesty


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speaking of kids, and dead kittens.... once had a nephew who put the cat into a freezer, then 2 hours later came to his mother and said "Kitty Cooooowd" havn't lol'd that hard in a while.
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:41 PM   #2617
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At least I didn't tell the story involving a microwave.
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lebron james 6' 7"
Shaq is like 7' os....

but if i was retiring i wouldn't spend more time here
meh, what's 5 inches? LMFAO AHAHAHAHAH

but seriously, yes you would. you love us. you want us. you can't live without us.
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:43 PM   #2619
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At least I didn't tell the story involving a microwave.
you are dead to me.

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Old 06-02-2011, 01:45 PM   #2620
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meh, what's 5 inches? LMFAO AHAHAHAHAH

but seriously, yes you would. you love us. you want us. you can't live without us.
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you are dead to me.
dubious.... obviously the story is pointless without pictures, but i didn't have a camera 20 years ago

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Old 06-02-2011, 01:46 PM   #2621
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dubious.... obviously the story is pointless without pictures, but i didn't have a camera 20 years ago
thank gawd.



you hurt me. you hurt me real bad.
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:50 PM   #2622
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fyp
i wasnt serious obv
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KITTENS ARE PEOPLE TOO
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KITTENS ARE PEOPLE TOO
but they fit into a microwave
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THIS IS A JUDICIAL TRAVESTY!

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