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05-30-2011 , 03:48 PM

#1101

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,108

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

I used to think vaginas tasted quite bad when I was younger but I have become quite accustomed to the taste in the last few years and now enjoy it.

lol, you were probably one of those kids that didn't like beer at the age of 13

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05-30-2011 , 03:49 PM

#1102

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

No. I always liked beer.

05-30-2011 , 03:50 PM

#1103

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Sometimes when I'm exercising a little sweat gets in my mouth ... it's salty ... like a vagina.

05-30-2011 , 03:51 PM

#1104

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I STILL dont like beer. :geek:

05-30-2011 , 03:52 PM

#1105

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,001

mmmmm.....virgina

05-30-2011 , 03:52 PM

#1106

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

restaurants that don't serve liquor make me want to kick babies

05-30-2011 , 03:53 PM

#1107

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

What's there to explain?

How was your attractiveness and exquisite taste in music determined?

05-30-2011 , 03:53 PM

#1108

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,108

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

No. I always liked beer.

But you usually start with the freshest vaginas of your whole cunninlingus career... so do you prefer older pussies?

05-30-2011 , 03:53 PM

#1109

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Sometimes it tastes like beer ... but that depends on tha vagina and tha beer

05-30-2011 , 03:54 PM

#1110

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

How was your attractiveness and exquisite taste in music determined?

He shipped me **** pics w/ a link to a German indie band ... story checks out.

05-30-2011 , 03:55 PM

#1111

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Trade him in for a younger model.

meh. i like my men to wear their pants correctly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

Why isn't your man bbqing?

did last weekend and yesterday. giving him a break, i guess

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

Try having an affair, I hear it makes for great threads.

i'll keep that in mind for when i get bored enough to ruin my life for a good read.

05-30-2011 , 03:55 PM

#1112

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

But you usually start with the freshest vaginas of your whole cunninlingus career... so do you prefer older pussies?

First couple were as fresh as fresh can be. I think you're right though I must have been a little ****** back then.

No I do not prefer older pussies.

05-30-2011 , 03:55 PM

#1113

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

How was your attractiveness and exquisite taste in music determined?

iirc he looks like an emo dalph lundgren and his fav band is rammstein

05-30-2011 , 03:56 PM

#1114

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

No I do not prefer older pussies.

I think everyone apart from spermy knew this.

05-30-2011 , 03:57 PM

#1115

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

did last weekend and yesterday. giving him a break, i guess

try hitting him

05-30-2011 , 03:57 PM

#1116

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

My dinner has been in the oven for 3 hours.

I'm chippy.

05-30-2011 , 03:57 PM

#1117

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

05-30-2011 , 03:59 PM

#1118

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

05-30-2011 , 04:00 PM

#1119

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,108

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

How was your attractiveness and exquisite taste in music determined?

The German census is very detailed and "attractiveness" and "music taste" are just two of the countless categories where our government publishes yearly rankings of all their citizens. I have been in the top 10000 nationwide in both of these categories for 15 consecutive years now.

05-30-2011 , 04:01 PM

#1120

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

try hitting him

05-30-2011 , 04:05 PM

#1121

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,108

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

He shipped me **** pics w/ a link to a German indie band ... story checks out.

yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

i'll keep that in mind for when i get bored enough to ruin my life for a good read.

can't wait

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

First couple were as fresh as fresh can be. I think you're right though I must have been a little ****** back then.

No I do not prefer older pussies.

Okay, glad you saw the light.

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

iirc he looks like an emo dalph lundgren and his fav band is rammstein

unconfirmed

05-30-2011 , 04:10 PM

#1122

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Sometimes when I'm exercising a little sweat gets in my mouth ... it's salty ... like a vagina.

You still remember the taste?

05-30-2011 , 04:11 PM

#1123

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

You still remember what your dick looks like?

05-30-2011 , 04:12 PM

#1124

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I think im about 1 for 30 Dean

05-30-2011 , 04:12 PM

#1125

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

1.5 inch of pure beauty

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