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05-05-2011 , 08:53 PM
like... it couldn't even be spread or opened IYKWIM
05-05-2011 , 08:53 PM
will i get banned for talking about this? is this considered bizarre behavior in omg omg omg?
05-05-2011 , 08:54 PM
Ah.
I thought it might have something to do with her inner lips being larger than her outer lips. That **** is CRINGE WORTHY.

The only time I've been to a strip club was vegas, and one of the girls was most definitely on X or molly and she kept touching me and then did this weird crab walk and we saw red stain on her white panties.
05-05-2011 , 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by k0derkid
WHAT'S WITH THE FAT GIRLS NOT BEING ABLE TO GIVE GOOD HEAD LATELY??


AMIRITE?
variance
05-05-2011 , 08:55 PM
yeah this girl had a lump underneath her buttcheek sorta on her inner thigh it was ****ing disgusting.

but i had about 13 drinks and i let her take dollar bills from my mouth with her raisin tits.
05-05-2011 , 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by k0derkid
WHAT'S WITH THE FAT GIRLS NOT BEING ABLE TO GIVE GOOD HEAD LATELY??


AMIRITE?
You ever miss that hottie who would bake you all sorts of cookies and ****?
05-05-2011 , 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Francis M.H.
BREAKING NEWS: Fat chicks are no longer useful to society
U done fell and bumped your head!
05-05-2011 , 08:57 PM
sounds like a high class joint
05-05-2011 , 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
So we went to sell back books today and it just so happened graduation was happening. There was this chick leaving who had the tiniest skirt on. Then there was this old couple who were right behind her (and we were in our car) and the old guy looked up and probably saw this girl's snatch and pulled this "holy ****" face. And then his wife saw us laughing and then he looked at us and pulled the face and I gave him the thumbs up.

Cool story bro.
Pics?
05-05-2011 , 08:57 PM
bridgeport, ftw
05-05-2011 , 08:58 PM
OMFG HI THAC

ilu
05-05-2011 , 08:58 PM
I had sex with a stripper that had a HUGE Clitoris
05-05-2011 , 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gibby_73
U done fell and bumped your head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHHT7dTmw8U
05-05-2011 , 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by j2sooted
i like when i get close to them and i dont hear a rape whistle
rapewhistles you've probably never heard of them
05-05-2011 , 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gizmo
So we went to sell back books today and it just so happened graduation was happening. There was this chick leaving who had the tiniest skirt on. Then there was this old couple who were right behind her (and we were in our car) and the old guy looked up and probably saw this girl's snatch and pulled this "holy ****" face. And then his wife saw us laughing and then he looked at us and pulled the face and I gave him the thumbs up.

Cool story bro.
what did u get for the books, .10c on the dollar?
05-05-2011 , 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by xbeatax
OMFG HI THAC

ilu
hey babe.

05-05-2011 , 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thac
hey babe.

my favorite!
05-05-2011 , 09:02 PM
I find this page really amusing for some reason. I've loled out loud irl a couple of times.
05-05-2011 , 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by :tinfoil:
rapewhistles you've probably never heard of them

YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION (elrey)
05-05-2011 , 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xbeatax
my favorite!
I said hi to you back on page 2, but I cbf to go back and see if you replied. Just letting you know I said hi.
05-05-2011 , 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thac
sup beata
this was on my page 4.

but

Spoiler:
: heart:
05-05-2011 , 09:07 PM


Can't wait til you visit us in Vegas!
05-05-2011 , 09:08 PM
good times imo
05-05-2011 , 09:08 PM
stay single imo
05-05-2011 , 09:09 PM
NHAM ANSWER MY ****ING QUESTION

      
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