my advice was solid, i've done it for years... but i also have a touch of alzehimers so i binge and binge and binge and forget to purge iykwim.

I know. And I know it's difficult to get into the habit as well. It's pretty damn awesome once you do though. And bananas are super cheap. I think I spend a couple bucks and I probably eat a dozen/week easy.

You have to be spending a lot of money or have some great resources to eat berries and fancy fruits. I agree with that. You could always just wait til grocery stores throw out their old fruit though. Garbage fruit can't be that bad imo.

Thank you for your trust. I believe I am quite the resource when it comes to diet/exercising

Hmm, I'd recommend one radar trailer with an array of LRADs. If you provide me with your exact latitude/longitude, I can quickly provide a coverage diagram and potential cost estimate within a couple days.

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Play a recording of bird calls. Make sure they're louder than the mockingbird's. Then it will leave your territory. I believe I had to do a lab on this in animal behavior.

Nobody takes advice on the Internet. They just read all the possible ideas, select one, and act as if it was their own idea from the beginning.

I do know a lot of theory about diet/exercise, but I only pay attention to the stuff that is important to me. I'm also a dick, so I'd be mean about giving you the information, so you prob wouldn't listen.

i am the epitome of healthy living

I had a g/f of 4 years do the same thing. After we broke up she met another dude and was engaged to be married ~ 6 months after we broke up. They moved in together ~1.5 months before the wedding and broke the engagement off ~1 month prior to the wedding

When I had a dog I never seemed to have a problem with animals in my yard. The last couple years they've been all over the place, eating out of my garden digging holes under and around all kinds of ****. So I've taken to pissing out in the field around the house 2 times a day ... sort of like my dog would have to mark my territory and hopefully that will keep them away w/o me having to shoot/trap them. What I'm trying to say is you should find the nest and pee in it.

Classic lcc

u know that mockingbirds copy the songs of other birds and use them, right? id basically be giving it more weapons to use against the other local birds so it could solidify its territory even more

I'm pretty much the healthiest guy on this forum.

smd

PELLET GUN

solid advice aiott , but i have dogs , 2 of them, and they do chase birds .. i think mockingbirds r just badass and they are not afraid of them. they are pugs so , that explains why.

the smoothie WAS the breakfast advice.

arg - don't take advice or anything from me.

ate a cheeseburger while driving in to work today.

Are you sure that isn't the much maligned tape-recorder bird? (Occasionally referred to as the Soundwavingbird in some circles)

Fredd, shouldn't you be eating a heart healthy diet?

i am dusting off the old pellet gun as we speak J2

Grunch: ok whick one of you people needs to go on ignore?

Even money you returned this to the store in exchange for Beers and Chicken Wangz as soon as the picture was taken.

DUBIOUS.

Anyway, I'm out ... bbl suckas.

noted

thats has to be the gayest **** ive ever seen. have some respect for yourself, man

okay, *******.

eating fruit makes me either dumb or mad (sorry, mother nature! not good enough!)

also, lolling at eggs

please, tell us all how we should eat. apparently we are all too ****ing dumb to know what to do.

that is just a rotten pile of fruit now isnt it