i said the bruins have a better chance than the celtics tho (flex)

Way to contribute to the goodness. Tomorrow will be better if you just believe.

he's lying. it doesnt get better it only gets worse.

Thats not true, I just had illicit sex with four young girls. Damn, thats not true either.

Granny’s House

Come on baby, we’re going to granny’s house,
You want a treat right?
Ice cream and sherbet and maybe
Granny’ll bounce you on her knee like last time.

Get your goddamn shoes on.

In the car sweetie, no not in the baby seat,
You’re getting a little old for that,
Sit in the front with me here.
Oh, well you’re a little small for the seatbelt,
Just hold on tight,
If we crash you’re going straight through the windshield.

I don’t know if granny’s making cake for you,
Don’t cry. Shut up!
I’ll tell you what, if you can afford the cake mix,
I’ll buy some.
23 cents just isn’t enough, sorry Julia, you’re out of luck.
No we don’t have cake mix at home,
You’re imagining things.

I’m sure granny’s got a book to read to you.
She might even take you to the store for a coloring book,
Because you’re so special, so sweet and good and special.

I was never ****ing special.

-Danica Green.

Damn it, that was good and I can't even steal it becsuse it isn't yours

i dunno why i got so fussy aboutu that, youd think i would want people to read my stuff . i think if it had my name on it i wouldnt have reacted that way.

[x] drinking wine at 5:30 am , today is going to be an ugly, glorious day

lol cold

RIP Seve

Suppose I should go to this cup final.

Irish Cup? I went to an Irish Cup semi-final once - I've seen better football played in my back yard. I'd rather watch paint dry, I think.

Yeah. I used to follow Irish League, not so much any more though. I was a dumb kid.

Just using this as an excuse to drink though.

Morning omg

AIOTT - thanks for getting my lockbox reference. That **** cracks me up every time & hardly anyone gets it because I am as old as dirt.

Yesterday it was memory loss, today I have a twitching in my thumb. I must be developing Alzheimer's or Parkinson's or something.

looks..............hmmm what word am i looking for

Hot for an amputee?

Transparent?

today is-a 'goin to be beautifulllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!



I'm getting some

juicy

stinky

funky

mangoy

fruity

tooty

kitten caboodie

kind

bud

marijuana

mmkay

looks like something an abe would do