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05-04-2011 , 05:58 PM
In in OMG 100.
05-04-2011 , 05:58 PM
ok i'm plane
05-04-2011 , 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elrey
too many nhams
+1
05-04-2011 , 05:59 PM
Well then this is a Moth... that will probably get me banned

Last edited by wisski; 05-04-2011 at 06:04 PM. Reason: my bad
05-04-2011 , 05:59 PM
Good luck in not dying and not becoming another statistic.
05-04-2011 , 06:00 PM
in
05-04-2011 , 06:03 PM
That OP was just perfect! Damn, I'm a nostalgic sap!

Spoiler:
Thank you Panda.
05-04-2011 , 06:05 PM
Nham don't go. I have a terrible feeling.
05-04-2011 , 06:06 PM
Today in class, our teacher read this joke:

"Two kids are about to go into surgery. First kid says 'I'm here to get my tonsils out.' Second kid says 'Oh, that's nothing. I had that done when I was a kid, and they gave me tons of Jello and ice cream and I was fine. I'm here for a circumcision.' First kid says 'Oh, man! I had that done when I was born, and I couldn't walk for a year.'"

We all politely chuckled at the lame joke. The one girl in class, who's pretty uptight and easily embarrassed, says "That's not actually true - ." I cut her off by demanding "How would you know? Have you ever been circumcised?" Oh how we all laughed.

True story.
05-04-2011 , 06:07 PM
The world would come to a standstill if it was subject to your feelings.
05-04-2011 , 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo
Today in class, our teacher read this joke:

"Two kids are about to go into surgery. First kid says 'I'm here to get my tonsils out.' Second kid says 'Oh, that's nothing. I had that done when I was a kid, and they gave me tons of Jello and ice cream and I was fine. I'm here for a circumcision.' First kid says 'Oh, man! I had that done when I was born, and I couldn't walk for a year.'"

We all politely chuckled at the lame joke. The one girl in class, who's pretty uptight and easily embarrassed, says "That's not actually true - ." I cut her off by demanding "How would you know? Have you ever been circumcised?" Oh how we all laughed.

True story.
Does making fun of minorities make you feel like a big man?
05-04-2011 , 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo
Today in class, our teacher read this joke:

"Two kids are about to go into surgery. First kid says 'I'm here to get my tonsils out.' Second kid says 'Oh, that's nothing. I had that done when I was a kid, and they gave me tons of Jello and ice cream and I was fine. I'm here for a circumcision.' First kid says 'Oh, man! I had that done when I was born, and I couldn't walk for a year.'"

We all politely chuckled at the lame joke. The one girl in class, who's pretty uptight and easily embarrassed, says "That's not actually true - ." I cut her off by demanding "How would you know? Have you ever been circumcised?" Oh how we all laughed.

True story.
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05-04-2011 , 06:14 PM
Also, I'm quite intrigued about what she was about to say. I really wish you'd just kept quiet.
05-04-2011 , 06:14 PM
She deserved it for being a moran and not getting the joke.
05-04-2011 , 06:14 PM
why are there so many forum announcements
05-04-2011 , 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Brickie
Also, I'm quite intrigued about what she was about to say. I really wish you'd just kept quiet.
Very much this. What part of that couldn't have been true?
05-04-2011 , 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Brickie
Also, I'm quite intrigued about what she was about to say. I really wish you'd just kept quiet.
Quote:
Originally Posted by AngryPanda
Very much this. What part of that couldn't have been true?
i demand answers!
05-04-2011 , 06:20 PM
I'd say there are only really two things she could have said, and both are pretty silly.
05-04-2011 , 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pawntificator
Who made the one millionth post?
i did!!!
05-04-2011 , 06:22 PM
well you finally got something didn't you
05-04-2011 , 06:22 PM
Didn't you go to bed like an hour ago?
05-04-2011 , 06:24 PM
at half 10... Yeah, right. Dttm.
05-04-2011 , 06:26 PM
I didnt get fired
05-04-2011 , 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1
I didnt get fired
FYL
05-04-2011 , 06:27 PM
Was he asking you on a date?

      
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