HOLIDAY HH POEM
not raising pre is results oriented madness,
calling the 3!- that's EV sadness,
yes he's a lag- but you said that he's good,
and that limper with 800 means that he should-
never be light- and so you always are crushed,
and rare is the case that you should mine for a flush,
KJ vs a 3! is like coal in the stocking,
unless 2 pair is something you are proficient at flopping...
but you got to the flop and you flopped the best pair,
345? yeah I guess that seems fair,
but all of those spades means he's got the nut blocker,
or he's got you dead (oh what a shocker!),
but position + pot odds = peeling is fine,
please bring a red jack Santa one time...
An 8 isn't great and we're ready to fold,
but now he ships and that seems kinda bold,
rockets with no spade? yeah I suppose,
but what other value hands does he hold?
is he on tilt like that fellow the grinch?
I'm starting to think he's just variance rich...
prob gotta be there to know the dynamic,
but when 5-10 pros ship they generally have it,
so we're gonna need a read to pay this man off,
but we shoulda folded pre and never been in this spot!
Happy Holidays