I'm just to play other games while I sit and wait at HU. 6max/9Max LHE for now, prob razz or HORSE in the future.

I've got a buddy who says the stud/8, razz and HORSE games are beatable for insane win rates with low variance, but I've never seen a graph or PT to verify.

HUHU LHE is officially dead when Wolfram can't squeeze a living out of it anymore.

I hope we have enough for the Best HULHE Player tournament Friday, I think minimum of 4 people to play, hopefully 8 or 16 show up.

Never seen this guy before.
SN and adress tells me he is from russia.
boatload of russian players flooded HU lobby recently since they closed all casinos and poker rooms back there. I'm sure other games got planty of them too.
I know at least 15 HU regs. Maybe more.

So anyway, he sits down.

- Hello
- Hi
- Where are you from, you chunk of s hit?

Before I even had a chance to come up with something clever cards are dealt and following hand plays out.


Poker Stars $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.333 SB) Hero is BTN/SB with J 5
Hero raises, BB calls

Flop: (4 SB) 5 5 2 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls

Turn: (3 BB) T (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BB calls

River: (11 BB) K (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BB calls



I thing it was the most clever (and deserving) respond I could've hope to come up with

Ashole left.

pretty awesome. Do you cap the river without the chat?

I was thinking about it but could not figure out if that would help or hurt my chances to keep him in. So I decided not to make any comments.

Sorry, I meant would you have capped the river without the chat before the hand?

what?

I would.

No flush, no str8.

Higher set is not there with no 3bet PF.

If thats another one of my patented coolers with my J being a bad kicker, then I'd say fak it, show it to me.
I got so many of those. Another couple of bets would not make much diff.

This was posted in another thread here:


alright, March 5th at 21:30 on the FTP clock. Go to private tournaments and look for the "Best HULHE Player" tournament. $109 buy in.

The password is obviously "wolfram".

Spread the word and let's have some fun with this.

(in obv)

Hi! Very good first post. Welcome to the forums and definitely make use of them. If ever there is a hand you don't know how to play, make a new thread for it and perhaps others will weigh in with some ideas.

Phill Laak is on the Pokercast, proclaiming HU LHE solved (talking about playing the Polaris bot)

game over. no money HU. everyone's solid.

This is a bunch of BS. Most ppl dont know what the hell they are doing, its just a matter of getting action......There is plenty of good action up to 3 6 hu and 200 dollar sngs. Anyways all of you guys should stop playing and leave the fish to me.

good thing no one knows what solved means except bots

Don't have money on FT, anybody willing to do a transfer for stars monies?

This must explain the massive downer I just took. Polaris must have discovered that donking 70% of flops with a well-balanced air/pair/draw range is nash equilibrium solution for LHE and the HUHU donkeys are following suit. At least that's what I'm seeing.

log1285: zs
logo185: dvz'a e\d g
logo185: svgdtr h
loo1285: dfv
logo285: v
log1285: ncfxfvsft
log285: rc
lo1285: x\
lo1285: jhgfsx
lo1285: cgnhjgfs
lo1285: nhgfvgfb
loo1285: cfgb
log285: h
log285: fgr
log285: fnhn
logo85: hnd
lo1285: s
lo1285: bgrd
lo285: hntrbd
lo1285: gsvd
lo1285: hrt
lo1285: ,
log285: hbg
logo85: gtrbd
logo85: ymrtjnhgbabe
lo285: jmrmjd
log285: fkn worst
chinamaniac: sorry
logo85: have fun being reported superuser
chinamaniac: I got good cards
lo85: bringing you up on cheating
chinamaniac: ok
chinamaniac: gl
log85: fkn moron
logo85: take it all
logo85: dont give asshyt
chinamaniac: lol
logo85: fk you
log285: hope you die
chinamaniac: i like you
logo85: gfy
log85: 100 straight hands
chinamaniac: i think you should quit
log85: you play like a fkn moron
chinamaniac: ty
logo5: wtf am i doing wrong???
logo85: i get it in good every time and you fkn suck out???
logo85: because ogh look lets call with nothing on the flop
log85: oh lets call with the draw i made
logo5: oih look i made it
chinamaniac:
chinamaniac: are we playing more?
log85: gfy
lo1285: superiuser
l1285: sending the email now
chinamaniac: ok
log85: i just want you investigated
chinamaniac: ok
chinamaniac: brb
chinamaniac: gotta go to bathroom
logo12: **
chinamaniac: cool off and when I get back we can play some more

You're doing it wrong, some of these guys are proud enough to respond to a bit of logic - 'if I'm that bad, sorry I'll make it fair you can make it back at <1 or 2 stakes up>? Else dont call me crap and run away bitch'

English only plz.

o god paul is trolling the HU forum now, watch out, eah diego cordovez was telling hoss he solved HU LHE and told hoss it was the most simple game, someone link his graph here, it's great

phil laak would get smashed HU, no one has solved it yet, it will one day be solved

waiting at newark for flight to vegas wooooooooot, 5k on black when i arrive

not playing in HUHU tourney, i'll just transfer $100 to wolfram so i don't waste my time losing to him

If you get Europeans in that HUHU tourney we'll be drunk by the time the tourney starts.

Once you go black you never go back GL

I'm skiing tomorrow, so will not be able to represent the power of the mullet in the world championships of sitting and waiting for action... er, sorry, HULHE. GL all.