Okay, I'm behind here and on my last full day of the trip. Without exaggeration, of my 20 trips to Vegas, I have ran into more characters than any other trip I can recall. I wrote several things down but didn't post in an effort to keep my focus on the table.
Day 1: To kick off my trip, I had a 9 hour 5/5 PLO session at The Wynn where my last post left off after breakfast at Front Yard over at Ellis Island. Worth noting I think this is one of the better value breakfast spots closer to The Strip. The action was quite solid and there were plenty of alums still around from the weekend of college football. I sat in seat 1 the entire time at the same table. The first notable character to make the report was a guy who sat in seat 2 for the last 6 hours of my 9 hour session. He was an older guy doing a lot of limp/calling pre and chasing a good bit. He played a hand against a reg... older guy limps from early position, reg in seat 8 3bets pre, seat 2 calls. The board was 6228K and checks all the way down. Seat 8 tables AAKT. Seat 2 grabs his four cards in his hand, and I forget the other 3 cards, but he 100% with no uncertainty had a duece is his hand for flopped trips. He quickly tosses his cards in the muck before I can debate whether or not to inform him. A few hands later, he is texting on his phone. He was reviewing an extremely lengthy text that he had sent awhile ago. It started out verbatum,
"Donna, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all of your great work. I didn't value office culture until recently and I know I was never the best at contributing to it."
I didn't read the rest. Seat 4, a very old guy with a ZZ Top beard, was playing a good bit of hands, but silent. In a double board bomb pot, He bet $300 3 ways on the river of the following boards:
A244J
6T5Q7
Other player folds. I had QQ53 and put in a river call. He had TT4X and I scooped. For the next 20 minutes, he sat without saying a word, doing what the kids call "rawdogging" these days - that is, not looking at his phone, vaping, drinking, or anything. Just sitting there. He finally pulled out a few thousand in $100 bills and rebought for $700-$1000, I forget.
I ended up $1425 after 9 hours there and had some dinner at Beer Park, a new addition to Paris. Food with a view, to be sure.
Headed to Aria where there wasn't a 5/5 seat available yet, so sat down at $1/$2 while waiting. I again sat in the 1 seat and spent all 12 hours in the 1 seat that day. There was another ZZ Top looking guy in a cowboy hat and he brought his own mix of chips and nuts to the game. He was crushing these things in between hands and they were dwindling down by the time I was wrapping up.
Seat 2 was leaning over and conversing with his wife who was playing at the next table. "Who's better - you or your wife?" I finally asked. He thought for a moment and made a thinking face, then pointed to her. "Yeah, that's what I figured," I joked. Seat 7 and 8 were from Denver and the situation in Aurora, they mentioned, was preventing them from flying home. Seat 8's stack never went over $100 in the three hours I was there, but he did manage to flop quad nines twice within 45 minutes.
With about 20 minutes of my session to go, a fully tattooed white guy in his 40s with a trimmed beard, fauxhawk, a good bit of jewelry, and sparkly shirt sits down with his girlfriend behind him. He is being so innapropriate, and interestingly, he is getting frustrated and upset at actions on the table of all kinds. If someone checks, he'd let them know they should have bet. Someone bets? "Why aren't you checking? What the ****?" Finally, he turns to his girlfriend who looks like Wal-Mart Mia Wallace from Pulp Non-Fiction, and he says... "There are a lot of weird looking people here." This is one of my favorite things I've ever heard anyone say at the poker table and this is the 5th or 6th time I've retold this story via text.
I got up after 3 hours there, so 12 hours in for day 1, up $1915. We'll take it! Day 2 recap soon... currently at Aria on Day 3 here grinding away!
Last edited by Wilfram; 09-04-2024 at 07:25 PM.