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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd
I'd be curious to see a comparison for profit-per-square-foot between your generic slot machine and a $25 or $50 min bet table game
Why not just get rid of all table games and make every casino just a slot parlor? Fewer employees, max profit!
Actually, slot-only casinos make much more per square foot than "regular" casinos. Casinos LUVVVV slots. The only reason you don't see slots in the bathrooms is that no one's thought of it yet.
The fact that slots on the floor maximize revenue from a given square footage led casino suits to believe that table games weren't making enough for the casino. That's why they made the limits higher and the games shittier. And the next step is to wean the public from table games altogether.
You could even eliminate restaurants. Just feed the slot players from a rolling cart. That's actually been tried. Tear down the sports book--just have a guy with a credit card machine circulate among the slots calling out "Sports bets? Sports bets?" Entertainment venues? Pah! Just install video screens on the machines so players have something to watch while they wait for the wheels to stop spinning.