TR: Broncos kicked a** hookers got harassed
02-13-2017
, 01:03 AM
02-14-2017
, 02:18 AM
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LOL!!! This is insanity!
Honestly, I was beginning to think you were a stalker. But here is the deal that gets me. No matter if you stalk these people or you hit the lottery over and over and over and just randomly meet them; they still let you hang out with them. It's not like these celebs just pose for a quick courtesy picture; we all know what those look like. OP is literally hanging out with them. These are people who have paid goons around just to get rid of annoying stalkers or fans. Any person from the general public is immediately assumed to be an annoying fan or stalker type. But still, OP breaks through this glass ceiling and they want to hang out with him....
This is an odd phenomena.lol More stories!! I'm hooked.lol
Honestly, I was beginning to think you were a stalker. But here is the deal that gets me. No matter if you stalk these people or you hit the lottery over and over and over and just randomly meet them; they still let you hang out with them. It's not like these celebs just pose for a quick courtesy picture; we all know what those look like. OP is literally hanging out with them. These are people who have paid goons around just to get rid of annoying stalkers or fans. Any person from the general public is immediately assumed to be an annoying fan or stalker type. But still, OP breaks through this glass ceiling and they want to hang out with him....
This is an odd phenomena.lol More stories!! I'm hooked.lol
It really is very simply hanging out in high limit lounges for years. I'm sure any employee in any higher end casino could tell you some crazy stuff. A friend always got invited to the Jordan celebrity golf tourney every year and thats where most of these stories happened. Its also just being friendly and not at all shy when drinking.
Didn't go into much detail about Drake and Rhianna, but that was crazy. I have a self depricating sense of humor, dont mind making fun of myself and am brutally honest, some people just aren't used to that in this "I'm a baller" mentality town. When 28 finally hit on roulette I was coming back from the bathroom and Drake was playing black jack, I smacked him on the shoulder and said look at that s***. Those bodyguards went apes*** Drake started laughing and said Slim's cool, dont worry about him. The crowd from Barbados started egging me on to yank a particular Steroid Stan's chain. "Go f*** with him slim, we can't stand that sob" so of course I did. I flexed my bicep and told him pound for pound I had him and If I took my aderrall I could whip more ass than him, take his job. He just stared at the wall like a british palace guard. They all kiss Drake's ass something fierce. From vodka, champagne and Hennessy the bartender said it was the drunkest he had ever seen me. I talked a lot of junk to Rhianna that night but it was all compliments, I was told Drake might not have liked some of it but I think he was cool. I did tell him thanks for the champagne, only thing finer than it was her. All this is a very drunk recollection and for all I know they can't stand me but God as my witness thats how I remember it. I have seen way more famous people in there but never an entourage like that.
A lot of it is just chance and staying in Vegas 2 weeks at a time. a day or two after I saw Drake I was in the aria spa. hardly anyone was in there and I left my phone on the counter. Someone yells "yo who's samsung" it was TJ Miller aka "Stainer" he was really cool and we talked for a bit. I wasn't about to get a pic with him in the spa but we played craps that night and got one, he was awesome
02-14-2017
, 02:42 PM
Congrats to Ricky and Robert finally going to the hall of fame. Cant believe he still has that same hair style for over 30 years
02-16-2017
, 04:13 AM
02-12-2018
, 05:20 AM
02-12-2018
, 08:30 AM
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Thanks. I'm down here now and have gotten beat like a drum. Probably the worst trip financially ever. I've lost over 15 lbs so March may be too soon for my health. I'm planning to be back in april. I have had an unbelievably great time with friends.... that is priceless. Still got 2 days, and I don't regret this trip at all. gotta keep on livin man.... however at this rate I don't know how much longer that will be
Look after yourself cause we want to enjoy the epicness for much longer.
02-12-2018
, 10:48 AM
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Thanks. I'm down here now and have gotten beat like a drum. Probably the worst trip financially ever. I've lost over 15 lbs so March may be too soon for my health. I'm planning to be back in april. I have had an unbelievably great time with friends.... that is priceless. Still got 2 days, and I don't regret this trip at all. gotta keep on livin man.... however at this rate I don't know how much longer that will be
Take care of yourself and enjoy your last 2 days. I’ll be in NOLA this week at Harrahs and then a cruise, so hoping I have a trip report worthy enough to even share from the 2 casinos after reading yours. Lol
Good luck!
02-16-2018
, 08:46 AM
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Gonna skip a lot of details, start at the next night. Ate the Bellagio buffet, bartender told me Harris had been in there with a hooker, bought her dinner and drinks. charged it to my room of course. (the host ended up comping it all but wasnt sure with all the huge tabs we were running up. they were a lot more generous with comps back then than now) bartender said he had the whole place dying laughing running his mouth. the girl was not actually a hooker, just a girl they had picked up at palms pool earlier, but she coulda passed for one easily. Jeremy and I were walking through the Bellagio pit games area, jeremy stops in awe of a girl sitting at a black jack table with a dude. I recognized her as Karen Mcdougal who was voted one of the hottest playmates of all time. We sat down at their table, asked her boyfriend if he minds if i play, he said sure, jump in anytime. I quickly ask Karen, weren't you the playmate of the year? she smiled, said yes, I said well I greatly admire your work. boyfriend laughed. I could immediately tell he was cool. We talked a good while, she was very nice. Her boyfriend was not the jealous type at all and even took a pic for us. this pic does not do her justice. google her. crazy fine.
Her boyfriend was betting very big. In that situation i never ask what someone does for a living, but i asked how they met and she said she did some promo work for an online betting site he started. I asked which one, he told me, it was the site i bet on. I said WHAT? you know how much money i have lost to you ? he said i can send you a nice duffel bag if you want. i pointed to the bag jeremy had toted with the sites logo and said already got one. he died laughing cause he knew then i was a degen. Jeremy and I kept wondering where Harris was and we told them about this friend we had and all the crazy crap he had done that weekend. It was getting late, Karen was ready to go, but her boyfriend (John) was having fun with us and wanted to see this Harris guy for himself. She left (not happy) and he stayed with us. we first sat down at that table around 9:30pm, john didnt leave us til about 8am. Harris showed up and he didnt fail to entertain. We all went to a low stake black jack table, john was playing huge so the pit bosses were watching us closely.
Harris and jeremy were hollering at nearly every girl that walked by when we were at black jack. I think it was this trip that Harris uttered a line that i have borrowed to use on hookers many times since. he asked a hooker, hey girl you charge by the hour or by the inch? either way i should get a helluva discount. We all started losing at b jack, bad. Harris kept cussing when he lost, loudly. any other time we woulda been thrown out, but with a whale like john, no way. Harris had been warned several times, then the pit boss came over and sternly told him "sir, this is the bellagio, we do not use that kind of vulgar language here" Harris's eyes got real big and he says... Oh, i'm sorry i didnt realize i was in God's house... all this gambling, alcohol, drugs and prostitution in here (points at an obvious hooker as she walks by) lord forbid I say a vulgar word in the house that God built! his delivery of that was hilarious, everyone busted out laughing and the pit boss couldn't help but laugh also. she just gave up and walked off. We continued to lose. i lost very big, john lost a ton. john got em to comp us an open tab at the bar where everyone walks buy. we decided to get completely smashed. Harris hollered at every girl he saw. as i saw this one very pretty girl approaching us with her man. i told Harris, do not say anything, do not. He wasnt even talking to her, just me and said very loudly, oh naw, hell naw. you think im gone let that walk by? hell naw. her dude got a little past us and came back charging wanting to fight Harris. John (who was a big dude)told the guy to relax and he walked off. an undercover security guard (who i am sure had been watching us a while) walked up and said we needed to have him under control. no doubt if not for john they would have thrown us out but you can get away with near about anything when you are with a whale. Harris told the guard, i will kill that guy. guard said and you will probably end up in jail. harris said for killing a man? absolutely. lol. John got in between guard and harris, shook his hand, said thank you very much and kinda pushed the guard away, basically saying beat it. Guard didnt say a thing to him... whale life
it got around 8am and john took off, i talked to him on the phone some time later, but we never crossed paths again. he was a good guy
Jeremy and Harris had to leave soon. Harris said i aint catching that bird home and passed out. while trying to wake him up he yelled"i aint going back to that one horse town, leave me alone!" jeremy manged to get him up. He kept trying to take a Bellagio robe with him and the room was in my name. i fought him and took it out of his bag twice, watched him to make sure he didnt get one. about a month later he had people over around 3am after we went out and he was sporting a Bellagio robe.
it was a task to get them to the airport. they were cutting it very close. harris tried to get a cab and tried to skip the line, which didnt work. He got all mad saying, you think i got to where i am by waiting in line? The casino host had set a limo up to get them and the limo pulls up. Harris is just loving it and yells, making sure everyone who told him to get in the back of the line saw him get in that limo. anyone else it would be considered assholish, but with him, you cant help but laugh. they took off, and their venture in the airports that day could be a trip report by itself from what jeremy told me (they got on the wrong plane, not sure how but they did. they were very drunk and i cant believe they were allowed to fly). i stayed another night and probably lost more money. We had a lot of fun that trip and Harris went from someone i just went to high school with to a lifelong friend for me and jeremy, we were both in his wedding many years later. all from a chance run in at a concert and a trip to Vegas. Jeremy and I would return a few months later that fall. TR continuing when i get time.
video from the last night. please excuse all the cussing. I still slip up these days but try not to cuss no more than i can help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqy4UEwIEcc
Her boyfriend was betting very big. In that situation i never ask what someone does for a living, but i asked how they met and she said she did some promo work for an online betting site he started. I asked which one, he told me, it was the site i bet on. I said WHAT? you know how much money i have lost to you ? he said i can send you a nice duffel bag if you want. i pointed to the bag jeremy had toted with the sites logo and said already got one. he died laughing cause he knew then i was a degen. Jeremy and I kept wondering where Harris was and we told them about this friend we had and all the crazy crap he had done that weekend. It was getting late, Karen was ready to go, but her boyfriend (John) was having fun with us and wanted to see this Harris guy for himself. She left (not happy) and he stayed with us. we first sat down at that table around 9:30pm, john didnt leave us til about 8am. Harris showed up and he didnt fail to entertain. We all went to a low stake black jack table, john was playing huge so the pit bosses were watching us closely.
Harris and jeremy were hollering at nearly every girl that walked by when we were at black jack. I think it was this trip that Harris uttered a line that i have borrowed to use on hookers many times since. he asked a hooker, hey girl you charge by the hour or by the inch? either way i should get a helluva discount. We all started losing at b jack, bad. Harris kept cussing when he lost, loudly. any other time we woulda been thrown out, but with a whale like john, no way. Harris had been warned several times, then the pit boss came over and sternly told him "sir, this is the bellagio, we do not use that kind of vulgar language here" Harris's eyes got real big and he says... Oh, i'm sorry i didnt realize i was in God's house... all this gambling, alcohol, drugs and prostitution in here (points at an obvious hooker as she walks by) lord forbid I say a vulgar word in the house that God built! his delivery of that was hilarious, everyone busted out laughing and the pit boss couldn't help but laugh also. she just gave up and walked off. We continued to lose. i lost very big, john lost a ton. john got em to comp us an open tab at the bar where everyone walks buy. we decided to get completely smashed. Harris hollered at every girl he saw. as i saw this one very pretty girl approaching us with her man. i told Harris, do not say anything, do not. He wasnt even talking to her, just me and said very loudly, oh naw, hell naw. you think im gone let that walk by? hell naw. her dude got a little past us and came back charging wanting to fight Harris. John (who was a big dude)told the guy to relax and he walked off. an undercover security guard (who i am sure had been watching us a while) walked up and said we needed to have him under control. no doubt if not for john they would have thrown us out but you can get away with near about anything when you are with a whale. Harris told the guard, i will kill that guy. guard said and you will probably end up in jail. harris said for killing a man? absolutely. lol. John got in between guard and harris, shook his hand, said thank you very much and kinda pushed the guard away, basically saying beat it. Guard didnt say a thing to him... whale life
it got around 8am and john took off, i talked to him on the phone some time later, but we never crossed paths again. he was a good guy
Jeremy and Harris had to leave soon. Harris said i aint catching that bird home and passed out. while trying to wake him up he yelled"i aint going back to that one horse town, leave me alone!" jeremy manged to get him up. He kept trying to take a Bellagio robe with him and the room was in my name. i fought him and took it out of his bag twice, watched him to make sure he didnt get one. about a month later he had people over around 3am after we went out and he was sporting a Bellagio robe.
it was a task to get them to the airport. they were cutting it very close. harris tried to get a cab and tried to skip the line, which didnt work. He got all mad saying, you think i got to where i am by waiting in line? The casino host had set a limo up to get them and the limo pulls up. Harris is just loving it and yells, making sure everyone who told him to get in the back of the line saw him get in that limo. anyone else it would be considered assholish, but with him, you cant help but laugh. they took off, and their venture in the airports that day could be a trip report by itself from what jeremy told me (they got on the wrong plane, not sure how but they did. they were very drunk and i cant believe they were allowed to fly). i stayed another night and probably lost more money. We had a lot of fun that trip and Harris went from someone i just went to high school with to a lifelong friend for me and jeremy, we were both in his wedding many years later. all from a chance run in at a concert and a trip to Vegas. Jeremy and I would return a few months later that fall. TR continuing when i get time.
video from the last night. please excuse all the cussing. I still slip up these days but try not to cuss no more than i can help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqy4UEwIEcc
https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-...karen-mcdougal
02-16-2018
, 11:24 AM
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Thanks. I'm down here now and have gotten beat like a drum. Probably the worst trip financially ever. I've lost over 15 lbs so March may be too soon for my health. I'm planning to be back in april. I have had an unbelievably great time with friends.... that is priceless. Still got 2 days, and I don't regret this trip at all. gotta keep on livin man.... however at this rate I don't know how much longer that will be
It really is great to read and i am looking forward to my trip when i read your updates!
02-16-2018
, 11:13 PM
02-18-2018
, 04:29 PM
