I learned a new word today! Thanks, callipygian, that's at least the second word I learned from you, after your username.

since we are speaking for others most would rather walk 110 miles in 110 degree heat than share a ride with you even for a block

Good thing I have enough money so I can ride in a cab all by myself like a massive baller.

Consider it an act of charity to the city of Las Vegas. I fly on brand name airlines and sometimes even pay extra to check my bags (fancypants!). I stay in fancy Strip hotels and they're like "king or two queens" and I'm like "king baby I'm not sharing rooms with people who won't have sex with me." To top off my massive waste of money, sometimes I walk right by the all you can eat fried chicken buffet and pay more money to eat less food (whaaaaaat??). And then I sit down at a blackjack table and sometimes I don't even bet the table max, total power move (i can feel all the ladies getting moist already). The waitress comes over and brings me a drink and I don't even ask for change as I hand her the dollar chip.

That's how I roll, plebes. Let me bask in your jealous hate! Suck it!

Not going to consider you truly baller until you play in the poker tournaments with the highest rake.

One time I played in a $50+$15 tournament, so kneel before Zod.

I saw Cal once at Wynn playing craps, making a two-way hard eight bet even though the point was 4. The hard eight hit so I said congratulations, but he just shrugged so I left him alone after that.

I want to meet Calli. He seems like an amazing human being

You don't get to meet me, you can only gawk from afar while the papparazzi at the airport gate are like, heyyy, who are you flying? Or catch a glimpse when I walk out of the terminal and some guy I've never met holds the cab door open for me.

Or snap a crotch shot as I get out of the car.

So, that wasn't you I saw walking from the airport carrying your luggage? It really did look like you, but obviously I am mistaken.

That was me. You would have been able to tell had your seen me from the back, as my buttocks are much less shapely than his.

LOL. Good one.