They had a big table reserved at Beer Park the next day for football. That place is great




Guy in the hat looks like Aaron Rogers

"Shiit" has become a theme of this trip....someone crapped in the dagon urinal


Friends are big Steelers fans, brought a big helmet. Steelers and Falcons won, we won all our bets, good time




I greatly commended my buddy for picking up the slack from me being such a stick in the mud. Scientists should conduct a study on how he has so much energy. Many think he's on addy, cocaine or some kind of stimulant all the time but he has never messed with anything, all natural







Looks like I tried my luck again, all in on a hand, its an ATM inducing double down. Lost of course, ran bad all weekend... horrible





This is the next pic in my phone and a reminder it could always be worse. I wasn't being azzholish taking the pic, I had already started peeing and had a free hand to take pic with. Certainly wasn't gonna stop midstream to get help. Finished, got security to help him, he was just drunk



Went to bed, tried to rest up for my last night in town. I always like to go out on a bang but there just wasn't a whole lot of fun to be had, not many people hanging out.

Went over to Cosmo, had some fun with those mouth numbing flowers




Came back to PH, it's close to 10am. I wanted to make a "Last Stand" at B Jack, push the Shawna streak one more time. Plan was to wait just before she left so I wouldn't play but one shoe win or lose. She cut, first hand I doubled down a 10 vs dealer 10. Stupid play but I was a little tipsy and chasing. Got dealt a 2 or something. This was a stupid move and messed up the whole shoe I had anticipated so much for. Didn't do well but went big at the end, broke even. Found another good card cutter, broke even again. I never mind if anyone jumps in my game or anything like that but I always try to be cool about it when I do it myself, ask nicely. A not so friendly looking woman didn't speak, jumps in. She cut the cards and I lost every hand with the last hand of the trip being this heartbreaker





Went to room to pack, forgot to take a pic of the T shirt swag this trip. This one I was kind of proud of. Got it made on a website and after I did other people started ordering the same thing, turned into a trender on the site haha




Flight wasn't til 9pm. Couldnt sleep, went to the bar and a friend was there, starts talking about staying another night. I said no way haha. The more I sat there and drank the more I was open to the idea. One thing that got me was I had all these losses and didn't run up many room charges to get comped for. Gordon Ramsay sure would be good. I hated leaving on a bad note also. Got one of the bar managers to flip a coin for me on whether to stay. Heads I go home.. tails stay





2 out of 3....Heads
3 out of 5....Heads
4 out of 7....Heads
at some point friend says quit screwing with that coin, you know you're gonna stay
Went back to the room, asked my little buddy what he thought, he wanted to stay another night too







Went to G Ramsay steak right after they opened. Wasn't so drunk this time, just a friendly buzz. Prime steakhouse may have the best atmosphere/views in Vegas but G Ramsay has the best food IMO. Pics don't do it justice, dear lord it was good






but not cheap





The brief walk from Paris to PH was quite the adventure. Found this Grady Wilson lookalike dancing like he snorted 100 milligrams of addy. I plan on arranging a sidewalk dance off with him and a friend next trip






Duke was an underdog against Kentucky, loaded up on the moneyline and the over, 2 game parlay and gave several of those slips for tips to have employees pull with me. Duke smashed em, that was a good time. Tried to sleep, not happening. One guy had seen the Wonka door on video, not in person. The woman fussing at us made it pretty good





Played some while there, 4 aces in a row, split em all, lost em all. They don't listen to my I'm just texting bs




All night I knew that I was gonna try and get Shawna to give me one last cut and try to end the gambling on a good note, I was nervous about it though. Found out she wasn't working this night. Woulda been nice to see her but I was kinda relieved that I wouldn't be more tempted to gamble big..... Well after that loss at Cosmo and a bunch of vodka, of course I went back to B jack. Ran well though, made it to this "Sandwich hand"






That was it. Still down for the trip but ended on a good note, cashed out



Went to Earls for sandwiches





but I just had to have Eggslut myself. The line was way too long. Earlier that evening I lost 2,100 to Cosmo. True degen fashion, after my last hand of the trip, I just had to have that 2,100 back. Usually, Stevie Wonder could see where this was headed. Caught a good run though, pulled out 5k but didn't need it all. This was the last hand of the trip I do believe. Sandwich/Eggslut hand





Since I stood in that long line, made it worth the wait, got some for others. Funny how a frugal degen's mind works, now that I am done gambling for a while, I'm upset these are so expensive




Check out was 4pm and I pushed it til the last minute of course, flight wasn't til 9





On my way to the airport I went to a dispensary, picked up some edibles.








The story that came out of that would take me a whole other TR to tell so gonna skip that, end this on a good note........

Went to the PH spa. Didn't even think to go to the one at Paris since you can go free with Diamond card, their's is much nicer. On my way out I placed some sportsbets, did some other running around the casino. Saw so many great friends to say goodbye to. It was like the end of a good movie or something. I'm very humbled by the love from so many people at this one hotel. A waitress asked me this trip "Are other hotels you stay at down here like this one?" I said not even close. PH is what it is by mere chance of being blessed with so many great souls for employees. It is lightning in a bottle for sure. Can't wait to go back

I am glad you ended on a high note. I am always a bit afraid you’re going to lose a lot on one of these trips.

Wasn’t me! Lol Nope just a Mom here ( also an RN not an ounce of lawyer in this old gal) and that side tends to come out. I didn’t critique him. Everything I said he said himself. He knows it’s a problem and I feel bad he’s having those issues. Take it as you want, I wasn’t addressing you. We have all done stupid **** in Vegas, myself included. His friends mean a lot to him and he needs those friends for support. So I was only trying to help in the only way I can which is to respond to a post. Sorry you feel that way and needed to try and insult me for it. FYI I’m not bothered. Lol
How was the handwritten note received by your friend Slim? Did she accept your apology? Hope so! You do deserve an award for best TR on this site!

Was that pun intended, as if so that’s hilarious and quite clever??? Ended on a “high” note and he stopped to buy edibles from the dispensary on his way home! Bwahaha!

Taking credit for the unintended pun sounds tempting but I can’t. That was funny good job

how are you not a seven star yet?

Am I the only one that gets annoyed with talking with folks and they always tell you they broke even or, “won a little” in Vegas. Slim is full transparency down to the merde in the stairwell, love his trip reports.

I get the feeling your a normal straight laced guy most of the time but just go all out inVegas which is cool.

Yeah, I think she did. She's a nice girl, Thanks!

I have a high bet avg but I don't stay at the table for long periods of time (can't afford to) I'm almost at 7 star but not even gonna try this year. Seems like they took a lot of the benefits away, not much difference from Diamond

Normal compared to the crowd I grew up with maybe...lol, thanks

Freaking good TR again Slim! Love it!

That guy (from the walk Paris to PH) tried to sell us stuff he bought and was **** lol (illegal stuff) He said something like: F*ck this sh*t, i can't even fuel my rocket with this crap.

By the way i see you like steaks @ Ramsay, ever been to Bazaar?

Stone cold nuts of trip reports; can't be beat!

I enjoyed my time reading this travelogue!

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Slim, you are a legend. Awesome TR, great pics/videos and swings

Thanks for all the love. I always say I'm not gonna bother writing these up but felt I had to after getting trapped/crapping in the stairwell haha

I always love to read these, thanks slim!

A+ as always Slim

How did the A T T I C shirt go down with the ladies?

Wow! Just wow at this one of your TRs.

As has already been said, your candour is refreshing and a credit to you.

haha; that's hilarious; good share that_pope

Pope so awesome.

Hahahahahahahahaha Pope you made my day, hilarious

I am new to you and love the TR so far! i was going to ask you if you drank at home and it's both relieving and surprising that you don't drink at home. Amazing actually. I drink at home alone while playing plo online. Do you gamble at home as well? I self medicate.