I am now fairly certain who you are.

Given that, it is very unlikely this thread will ever get deleted whether you attend the event or not.

And you're right about the lazy your.

Aren't you placing sports bets on behalf of another guy? I seem to recall that thread. Or are you betting your own money now?

Well we got to the part of the trip every used to always love/hate. The monkey tilt portion. Lost 1500 live betting Yankees under and then hit the craps tables. I originally took the Yankees game under 7.5 when it was 3-2 in the 7th. Then took under 8.5 when the Yankees went up 4-3. Then bet $750 on under 9.5 when they went over 8.5.

Then I took two yellow chips ($1000 per) and played craps. That went awful, so I returned to my room for $4000 more in hundreds. I ended up hitting a hard 6 for $2000 to at least make up for the earlier craps loss. Trying to compose myself now.

I’ve known all along if I was going to be successful at winning money long term in this town I would need to greatly increase my discipline. Well up until today I’d been doing pretty well in that regard for the almost two weeks I’ve been here. But the Yankees game today cracked me there for a second. I’m recovering and I’m still way up for the weeks I’ve been here. Let’s see if I can regain the composure I need to keep moving forward

Sounds like you need to relieve some stress and I have the perfect thing.

I read somewhere about something called Sex Island Vegas.

You should check it out.

You’re going to hit bad days and even bad weeks, you can’t go on tilt every time it happens.

Hopefully you learned from today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVGsnSclsto

Well today was an absolute **** show. Played a bunch of craps and was getting killed. I was down to my last $1200 and then had a roll in which I won $12400. I hit the all small, all tall, and hit em all for like $5000 and then hit a hard 6 for about $5000. I’m only about break even on the day but it was one of the craziest craps runs I’ve ever seen

Also somehow this is the first time in my life I’ve had “flags”! Man this feels so good. I also tipped dealers and shooter $100 each

wtf does any of that have to do with a sex island?

major leaks.

People were actually getting tired of me posting about sex island and told me to start posting pictures and descriptions of my trip or my thread would be locked R&R maybe time to retitle?

Wow you’re a true degen. This is the first time you’ve done this during this stay?

To anywhere near this level yes.

It is probably best you didn't go given you have high blood pressure.

Even if you aren't taking a blood pressure medication, I don't think a lot of viagra would have been a good idea.

And if you are on a type of blood pressure medicine, you aren't supposed to even take Viagra.

“A degenerate trying not to degen to make a living in Vegas playing poker and betting sports”

at this point you have to go since you're pretty much guaranteed to bust it all sooner or later might as well support a bunch of hard working 50-year olds and tell the story

What kind of criteria are you looking for in the games where you take the under?

Well all the unders yesterday were late game in game unders. So basically if we’re in the 8th or 9th and I can have 1 more run score and still win I’m betting that. Sometimes if the home team is winning I’ll even bet in the 8th that no more runs will score. It’s harder to score runs than to not score runs against the back end of people’s bullpens. So I live bet the under late in games. Got ****ed on the Yankees yesterday since with 2 outs in the bottom of the 8th they just kept scoring. I had them under 7.5 under 8.5 and under 9.5 and they managed to bust all of those. But generally taking unders live late in games has been very good to me

This is the exact type of thinking we need in this thread! Maybe I’ll even bust all 20k or whatever I have at Trooper Thursday today...that would be even more special

"Let me esplain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

Inigo Montoya? Man the dad jokes are strong with you.

Here’s the bets on 3 games today. I have a twitter account where I post all of these picks. I’ll post more picks later in the day

FYP

Interesting, ty. I have been working on finding spots to target unders. Haven't done too much in game betting, will have to look into those.

0-2 on the day for sports and was in for $11000 in craps and BJ again. But I won it all back at a sick sick double deck game...geeez. Off to Trooper Thursday to troll his ass