Feb 28th-Mar 3rd TR
Got a crazy one for you folks...
Backstory- when we got back from my late Jan trip, I was pretty pleased with myself. 30k given to my wife for the backyard project, completely funded by gambling. Multiple great escapes over the last few trips, a healthy bankroll, and a commitment to go to Vegas less over 2019 than 2018.
Yeah. That last sentence. So basically the day I get back, I have an invite from the Wynn for a 2500$ (plus 500$ rebuy round) slot tournament over the above dates. The buy in is a great size for me, they've got a giveaway drawing in addition... hmm. So of course I start looking at my work schedule, and realize I could easily go if I move around one of my work days.
I sit on the decision for a few days. I keep thinking I'm due to hit one of these things. Logically, I know I'm not. I realize that 3k really isn't big for me and is basically a session swing. I'm more worried about visiting so soon and posting a 5 digit loss and really being pissed at myself.
I go to the local casino, and tell myself if I win a buy in I'll think about this some more. Long story short, I had a monster day (+8k), and snap decide I'm going!
Plan-
- gamble in controlled fashion (I'm solo this trip so I'd better behave)
- bink slot tournament
- bink giveaway drawing
Day 1
Plane actually leaves on time for once...
Sitting in the middle seat, actually a really nice view coming into Vegas but I didn't want to lean over the guy sitting in the window seat.
Never gets old!
Have a little bit of a sweat at baggage claim, I checked in after the cutoff for Southwest and they warned me my bag "might not make it". Ugh. I waited for a while, but eventually see my bag. Phew, that would have been a terrible start.
Let's go!
I get in right around dinner time; I'm pretty hungry but I can play for a bit first then hit Red8. I get checked in and pick up my tournament credentials my host left for me, then head upstairs.
Just a standard room this time, no need for more.
Tournament stuff, plus free gift (speakers) from the Wynn. Sweet, I'll take it.
I head downstairs. Don't think I've been this excited to play for a while. And... people are sitting at my usual machines. OK, I'll head to spin poker. WTF?
WTF. I was just here a month ago. All the spin poker deluxe machines are gone- I had visions of playing 12, 15 or even 20 lines of spin with some run good. Not happening now, I guess. That's ok, I'll head back to my usual area, where they have a regular spin poker machine.
Card in. Sit down, feed money. Look for TDB. DON'T SEE IT. WTF? It says, "double double bonus" which is new for this machine. Recheck, make sure I'm seeing it right. Yep, they've REPLACED TDB with DDB!
This is ****ed up. I head to hi limit to see what's up there. I've been here a whole half hour and haven't even gotten to play yet!
Finally. A free machine. Tee up spin. I decide for this trip I'm going to use up my free credit first. Might as well see if I can start out winner and minimize the amount of bills I put in. Either way the credit's getting used up...
Feed in a hundo and go to work. It's cold. Result-
100$ + 1k free credit = ~50% return. Terrible.
That's enough of that crap. I decide to see if my usual is free now, I can always count of those machines. And they are, nice.
Sit down. There's TDB. And... there's DDB? WTF WTF WTF. I have a sinking feeling. All of these changes. DDB added left and right. Tee up TDB and see...
My heart sinks. Really sinks. I futilely check the other machine, and it's 9/6 too. Let's consider this, shall we?
9/6 TDB = 98% payback, give or take. 9/7 (full pay) = 99.5%. That's a 1.5% difference, WITH perfect play, and I'll admit I never learned perfect play at 9/6 bc why bother? I know holding a three flush vs 2 high cards is going to be wrong, but that's about the only difference. I tend to coin in 500k per trip. An increased hold of 1.5% = an extra 7500 the Wynn figures to hold from me. WTFWTFWTFWTF
I honestly don't know what to do. I'm here for the tournament, and I want to play, and yet... this is a real kick in the nuts. I decide I'll make the best of it this trip and just hope for the best. But this is long term just not sustainable and I know it.
I play off 1k. Then 2k. Standard suckage, made worse by the fact that I feel like a fish with every push I make. I don't note many times where the paytable even makes a difference, but intellectually I know I'm getting screwed. I'm not having any fun, what's worse. Literally every push I feel like a self-aware fish. I'm a sucker. A donk.
9/6 PHUKKING TDB!!!!!!!!!!
I decide to take a dinner break and hit Red8. Better cool off and really think this through.
Green beans sauteed with garlic. 6/10.
Soft-shelled crabs, 6/10.
After dinner, I decide to scan around the casino to see if maybe, just maybe, new machines have been added. No dice. I head to hi limit to decide to play on the only two remaining full pay machines in the house. I can play spin, UX (and bet 5 credits only for full pay 5 line, I want 10 line but that's not an option), or full double super times pay. That's it. And... the machines are full. Of course. Every regular in house (and there're a lot due to the slot tourney) is going to be tying up these machines. Sigh.
Defeated, I decide to just eat the 9/6. I'm going to be here all weekend and those hi limit machines will never be free. I'll just be a donk this weekend. I'm already crafting the letter I will have my host send to management, and I've spoken to several regulars already. Those that knew are also really pissed and I encourage them to complain. Those that didn't, I make sure to tell them so they understand. And with that done... it's time to give away money.
I lose an additional 2k before I pick up my first draw of the trip, and bink-
TWICE! Gonna need some serious run good to overcome this disadvantage.
Give back 1k and decide to switch to spin. Since I'm playing 9/6 now, I actually have a spin poker deluxe option. Go to 12 lines and hit nothing. I'm now even again. Give back another 1-2k and finally hit something-
Once with kicker, once without!
Of course, swingy spin is swingy. I keep playing, and I'm losing again. Pick up a premium trip draw and-
BANG. I really needed that.
I'm up again. Keep going. I'm so pissed at this place- STILL can't shake that "I'm a fish" feeling and it's making me angry. I'm gonna take them for everything they're worth this trip.
Or not. Give back more, and more, and more. Stuck again. Jesus.
I decide to head back to hi limit. Gotta get as much value as I can. And... the two machines are STILL tied up. Of course. I figure since I'm playing 9/6 now, the 25 line machine that my dad hit 200k on in May 2016, and that I previously avoided bc of the bad paytable, well... that's on the docket now.
That's a good start!
Keep going. Give it all back. I'm even again, and I'm tired. I should go to bed. But I'm STILL PISSED. Screw it- only one way to bring this place down.
I ended up down 5k for the night. Certainly not the worst first day loss, but the way it happened... the fact I've got several more days of this god-awful 9/6 crap to look forward to... I need to come up with a plan for the weekend.
I head upstairs tired and very upset. Plan- play less, watch more movies. Give less money to the Wynn. Long term, come less. F U Wynn. Just F U.
Day 1 result- -5k
Day 2 coming soon...