Nov 2016 recap, part I
WOW. What a crazy month. I'll cut to the chase and get the biggest news out of the way first. The most important session of the month unfolded like so...
I went to my local casino and treaded water for about an hour. Then, I hit several small jackpots in rapid succession, nothing huge but collectively enough to put me up 3K for the day. I decided to gamble and stepped up to a 10$, single line machine (so "only" 50$/push, not that much higher than normal, but single line so a ton more variance). Whatever, go big or go home right?
I then proceed to hit 4 2's, but no kicker. 400 credits x 10 = 4K. Man, bring a kicker in and it's 20K!
I play on for a bit and hold steady- I hit enough small hands to not put a dime back in the machine, but I haven't hit any killer jackpots either. I'm getting tired and decide I'll leave soon regardless, so I take my money over to another machine...
Three lines. Triple Double Bonus. ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR CREDITS.
That's 1500$/push. I'm giving myself literally two pushes (potentially). LOL degen gamble.
First push, nothing. Get a pair on the redraw. Stuck 1K on this venture.
Second push, get dealt a pair of jacks. One line improves to trips (10 credits), +5 credits for this push, -500$ now.
Third push- I get dealt something. It's official- I don't have to work anymore.
HOLY F'ING ****. The deal of all deals!!!!!!!
4000 credits x 100$ = 400K per line, times 3 lines!
Never mind. I guess that was cruel of me, but it sure made for a good story with that pic, right?
That's not mine, unfortunately, but the pic is real. I obtained it from someone else at the casino, when we traded pics on a day where I actually DID get dealt something sweet. He wanted a pic of my hit, then casually mentioned, "I've got a pic that was sent to me that will be the biggest thing you've ever seen, guaranteed...". I told him I wasn't sure. Then I saw the pic- yeah, he was right.
In any case, sorry for the tease (not really, you enjoyed it, admit it). Real update/rest of month coming soon- just wanted to lead off with a bang...
To be continued...