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Originally Posted by DogFace
Day 2, Part 2 - 6/26
We return to the luxurious Aria in pursuit of cash game glory. Our table consists of a drunk guy from Oregon, a sober guy from Oregon, a cute girl with fake tits and lips, tilty Turkish guy, a self-proclaimed Foxwood Reg who was at our table last night, and a few other randos.
We play for 2.5 hours and book a $50 profit, but we are mere witnesses on this blessed night as cute girl enjoys one of the all-time great heaters I've ever seen in person. She hits quads on one of the first hands, felts tilty Turk with two outers on two separate occasions, and hero calls two different players with ace high to drag two massive pots. Tilty Turk is steaming and cursing under his breath, vowing revenge as Brunette Barbie stacks chips to the ceiling. Even with one horrible spew to Foxwoods Guy, she still has at least $800 of other people's money racked in front of her by the time I leave, the growth of her stack rivaled only by the growth of Drunken Oregon Guy's desperation to bed her as his barrage of compliments falls on disinterested ears.
Recognizing that it's only a matter of time until this goddess of death consumes our soul, we wisely remove our funds from the table and retreat to the Rio.
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The bolded sentence is pure art.
I have to say though that $800 profit in a 1/3 game is not exceptional.
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Originally Posted by DogFace
Day 5 - 6/29
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I'm still glad I played in the tournament. There's something magical about playing in an actual bracelet event with 4300+ runners. The field becomes like one big living, breathing entity, and with each break you can feel the excitment and electricity from all the players who flood into the hallways and long bathroom lines, their dreams still alive and pulsing. Even though it didn't go our way, I'm happy to have had the experience.
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Again:
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Originally Posted by DogFace
Thanks! I was beginning to wonder if anyone is actually reading this.
I have read all of it and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Not just because you are an excellent writer, but also because we seem to have a lot in common: the general nittiness, the interest in poker that flares up at certain times, the thoughts on ethics in poker, even calling bad players 'clowns'... it's almost as if you're my lost twin brother!
(I have played a lot more cash than tournaments though.)
My other thought after reading this TR: