Okay, let's do this. More stream of consciousness posting incoming!
THINGS THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT GOING TO VEGAS FOR POKER
- Get a car. Keep the car the entire trip. Seriously, even staying at Vdara which is a 5 min max walk to both Bellagio and Aria poker rooms, having a car proved invaluable. $20 a day disappears quickly when you factor in being able to get food from supermarkets off strip (quality is a bonus, savings immediately covers the car costs), visit offstrip or far-end casinos conveniently (Red Rock, Wynn and Aria are all must-considers for players playing 2/5 as their main game, and without a car you're pretty much limited to being convenient to one and one only), go see things like Red Rock Canyon and other touristy spots and just generally escape the banality of the strip. It's worth the investment. I'd say the same about Los Angeles but I don't think anyone would argue for going to LA without a motor vehicle.
- On this point, do the drive from LA to Vegas or vice versa at least one of the legs if you come in via LAX. I've been delayed on 90% of my flights between LA and Vegas and the drive actually ends up quicker if you do it off-peak traffic. Aside from that, it's cheaper, you get to see the scenery away from Vegas and random old-town stuff. I felt much more alive arriving back in LA by car than I ever have off a flight. Also, no screaming babies.
- If you're alone, make friends in the games with people who seem like they aren't total dolts. The conversation makes it worthwhile alone.
The amount of useful information I gained re. when games run, where to go to eat, how to get comps for future trips for the least amount of ev, what to do in between sessions was incredible. It also afforded opportunity to split rooms in the future, have places to stay if I want to go grind elsewhere and minds to pick about spots in live poker I wouldnt want to discuss with people actively in my games.
- Ditch the damn headphones and sunglasses. Talk to people. You never know what you'll learn. Don't be this guy.
Headphones, a damn hat, sunglasses and a tablet. If live poker bores you this much that you need to completely disconnect yourself from everyone around you, don't ****ing play. Find something else in life you enjoy more.
(I got involved in a hand with this guy, ****talked him out loud for 5 minutes during the hand, had the entire table in hysterics and I'm 99% sure he didn't hear a word I said. If you dress like this, I will ridicule you, and have no shame about it.)
- If you are playing poker with the intention of creating income, engage with the recreationals and get them talking. If you're from somewhere that isn't Vegas or Vegas adjacent, they probably will want to talk to you about where you're from and compare it to their lifestyle. It makes for easy mindless chat for hours, if you have some small humorous schtick you can work in about where you're from its even better. Stuff like this can keep the game good, laughing and entertaining for ages without requiring much actual content or opinion.
- Cards in Vegas are the traditional small-spot type. This isnt a big thing for people coming from most rooms, but as I'm used to big-display cards ala Golden Nugget in all the Australian rooms and blind as **** I had to embarrassingly rack up after 3 hands in my first session at Aria because I needed my contacts to even read the cards. Don't be me.
- You will walk a LOT in Vegas. Be prepared for that. I averaged over 10 miles walked a day for my stay on the Strip and thats considering I had a car too. You will need to be at least in mediocre shape to survive more than a few days, especially when the heat returns. Also the route between properties is very indirect, so a property two up the strip that seems like its 3/4 mile away is often 2+ by the time you've ventured by foot.
- Staying in non-casino hotels is a much better idea than it immediately seems. Being able to avoid the casino floor entirely to commute between your room and outside is really nice and helps seperate work from rest time.
- Pay attention to Bravo lists a week in advance and note down what runs at what time. Structure your days accordingly. I destroyed my sleep schedule playing in **** games because I was awake when I could have slept an extra 2-3 hours and woken up to better games available. Have a concrete plan for your workdays and stick to it (exception can be made if a game is great towards the end, but consider shortening the following day as a result).
- Go have a walk outside if you're not feeling awesome. This is the view right outside the Bellagio.
And this is in the current Conservatory christmas display;
It instantly makes you happy when you realise the scope of what you're in the middle of. I wanted to make this trip for ages before I did. Looking around helped me appreciate it and get motivated to make the most of it.