Bankroll Management
I'm not talking about how to responsibly be a good poker player. I'm talking about all the goofy ways poker players try and be cool and carry their chips and cash.
The cash wrap is a nice starting place. But this just screams 'I have a real job and get my money from my bank account.' Not a true poker player.
You have the standard Breaking Bad drug dealer roll.
Which, by the way, is super annoying and difficult to get into a tight cylinder. I guess this saves space in your duffel bag? Not a whole lot of utility here which is why you don't see it at the tables very much. Too difficult to whip out and reload before that next hand comes along.
A personal favorite is the broccoli band. Means you listen and appreciate some deep gansta' rap.
For the business professional and, quite honestly, perhaps the smartest guy in the room.
And for this same person after playing PLO all weekend. (As Kramer always says, keep the big bills on top!)
Some players keep their money in chips, which also makes sense. But where could you possibly put those 1 to 4 pumpkin chips?? In your pocket?? Don't be silly.
One of the weekend regs in my room literally busts out a leather bank pouch and pours chips on the table.
I've also started seeing little satchels lately. Either silk ones that are made for sunglasses or something like this. One guy was even wearing his around his neck.
If you feel the need to put chips/cash in a sack, you need to go full on classy with one of these things. Nothing says I punt stacks for a living like
I'll keep an eye out for best/worst container and let you know. I had a sick idea to put some chips in a condom and carry them around. Oh the looks would be priceless!