So returning home this weekend was super emotional. In the end, I went with the story Junkins and the agency prepared. I'm telling the real story here because A) very few people on here know me IRL and B) no one's going to believe it anyway.
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Originally Posted by Da_Nit
Best welcome back post ever!
Thanks, we'll see if you still feel that way at the end.
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Originally Posted by magking1
I like it
"I been gone for a year, crazy stuff happened, some posts were not made by me,its unbelievable and Ill tell you all about it...."
But first here is a hand that I played
Just the way my memory works, by organizing chronologically it helps my recall.
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Originally Posted by Bdywax
Awesome as always. Will you be heading back in a few weeks? I’ll be there sweet 16 weekend as usual.
I'm playing an angle with all involved now and hope to return for opening weekend, but I have butterflies about going back.
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Originally Posted by therrinn
Can’t wait to read.
Odds that...
OP ended up in the hospital/ER over the last year: 2:1
That the hospital stay exceeded 2 nights: 7:1
OP won or lost >$100K: 1.5:1
OP is still married to the same wife: 1.8:1
OP was arrested: 1.5:1
OP visits a gentlemen’s club: 1.2:1
At least one member of OP’s entourage goes to jail, ODs, or impregnates a stripper: 1:2
Someone should take all of this action because...none of the above.
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
Thread has potential... to go down as the greatest in LVL history? I'm skeptical, but the hints so far are incredible.
You should be skeptical. By the end of the tale I will likely be a 2p2 pariah.