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Good lord, what a disaster. Even on an off day, he's in the red. Hearing someone say they don't have time to fold laundry while pushing 40 finally got me to click the unsub.

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09-21-2017 , 06:13 PM

#18328

Bonomo's ears

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 142

I'm expecting a Trooperware line soon with the theme "Got some ____ action going on!"

(insert word of choice: Vegas/Pizza/Poker/Coffee/Parking/Ballys etc)

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09-21-2017 , 06:17 PM

#18329

Bonomo's ears

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 142

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Originally Posted by Conz

watched Trooper for like the 2nd time in a month. major development

Spoiler:

Did I miss something or would it have been a lot easier to just move his TV?

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09-21-2017 , 06:19 PM

#18330

Railtrailed

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 281

According to the Thread's blessed one it is more efficient to..

Sleep on the Couch
Fall Asleep watching TV
Eat Lunch At Starbucks
Buy your sweets at Ikea

and of course..

throw your CLEAN laundry in a pile on the floor
not to mention put the new hats you sell on the floor next to the door

But just remember its okay because he takes his shoes off before his feet hit the rug (they are ReAl clean btw)

All because he does things not like a boss but because he is the boss.

He is the 'Founder, President, CEO, CFO, COO and COOOO' of his company and its his life and don't you #*@(@*$ forget it!

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09-21-2017 , 06:32 PM

#18331

-SOBO-

journeyman

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 327

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Originally Posted by UncleJAthletics

Good lord, what a disaster. Even on an off day, he's in the red. Hearing someone say they don't have time to fold laundry while pushing 50 finally got me to click the unsub.

FYP

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09-21-2017 , 06:33 PM

#18332

mitsi

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,237

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Originally Posted by Bonomo's ears

I'm expecting a Trooperware line soon with the theme "Got some ____ action going on!"

(insert word of choice: Vegas/Pizza/Poker/Coffee/Parking/Ballys etc)

He is crowbarring that 'action' in everywhere he can now. Since he tried to point out he was doing it way back before the HodgeTwins.

Also he desperately is looking for a shoutout from them in their vlog

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09-21-2017 , 06:38 PM

#18333

mitsi

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,237

"who says the couch should be in the lounge, or the bed shouldnt be by the front door"

by this reasoning he should just walk around on his hands, because he is the ****ing boss, and it doesnt matter what makes sense or not.

I guess he also takes that thought process into poker too "who says you have to win money at poker, Im the boss, I can dust off $575 if I want too"

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09-21-2017 , 06:58 PM

#18334

-SOBO-

journeyman

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 327

...reminds me of a quote by comedian Jerrod Carmichael: "You can tell how successful you are by how far your bed is from your front door."

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09-21-2017 , 07:07 PM

#18335

Railtrailed

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 281

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Originally Posted by -SOBO-

...reminds me of a quote by comedian Jerrod Carmichael: "You can tell how successful you are by how far your bed is from your front door."

This is gold.

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09-21-2017 , 07:09 PM

#18336

ibelieveyouoweme$80k

LLSNL FF Champ '13

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 12,868

I wouldn't have bet that Q10 hand when he hit two pair. It's still a check call IMO.

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09-21-2017 , 07:21 PM

#18337

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

Trooper is now just $2,197 away from getting that skateboard!

It's funny that Trooper seems to be unaware that dust can enter his apartment regardless of whether he wears shoes or not. I bet his carpet is nearly as filthy as the inside of his disgusting car.

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Originally Posted by UncleJAthletics

Hearing someone say they don't have time to fold laundry while pushing 40 finally got me to click the unsub.

He's like 45 years old.

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Originally Posted by Bonomo's ears

Did I miss something or would it have been a lot easier to just move his TV?

But he sleeps on his couch, not his mattress.

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09-21-2017 , 07:30 PM

#18338

Eri_manga

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 320

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

He sleeps on the couch and mattress because he's the Boss! Don't you forget that son!

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09-21-2017 , 07:37 PM

#18339

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

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Originally Posted by -SOBO-

...reminds me of a quote by comedian Jerrod Carmichael: "You can tell how successful you are by how far your bed is from your front door."

Adam Carolla would say by how far your bed is off the ground but it's the same idea

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09-21-2017 , 07:37 PM

#18340

Conz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,919

Trooper's whole "f you, i do what i want when i want" brand is fine by me... but man does it bug me when he shows stuff like this. Leave this stuff out! How is this helping? If you go about your business every day, don't report to anyone, and somehow survive, that's almost admirable. Don't show yourself sleeping on a couch. Don't show piles of clothes on the floor b/c you "don't have time" to put them on hangers... leave that stuff out.

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09-21-2017 , 08:01 PM

#18341

NoQuarter

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 1,874

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Originally Posted by Blackballed

It was a joke.

Time to climb out from under your conspiracy rock and join us in the real world.

Couple dooods getting together to produce what essentially is a fake WWF/LonelyGirl15 type poker reality TV show comprised of multiple vlogs isnt conspiracy dood...its Capitalism (as deceptive as it may be ldo)!!

Its all an illusion brah. I bet you still watch television as well.

Now you go back under your shill/white knight rock... my purpose here is to be "that dude"

Im gonna make hats

#FlatEarth
#PokerMonk2017
#BoboFett2017
#OBEY

Last edited by NoQuarter; 09-21-2017 at 08:04 PM. Reason: Quotes yo

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09-21-2017 , 09:08 PM

#18342

marky147

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 773

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Originally Posted by Conz

Trooper's whole "f you, i do what i want when i want" brand is fine by me... but man does it bug me when he shows stuff like this. Leave this stuff out! How is this helping? If you go about your business every day, don't report to anyone, and somehow survive, that's almost admirable. Don't show yourself sleeping on a couch. Don't show piles of clothes on the floor b/c you "don't have time" to put them on hangers... leave that stuff out.

I don't really care what he does with his sofa/bed/TV, but would have preferred it to be 'I just don't give a ****', rather than 'I don't have time'.

Doesn't irk me like he does most, but that did make me scratch my head.

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09-21-2017 , 09:12 PM

#18343

trob888

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,403

Was this the game changer Trooper was talking about last week?

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09-21-2017 , 10:55 PM

#18344

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

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Originally Posted by NoQuarter

You make a #FlatEarthShill hat and I'll buy that for the LOLz. Seriously I'll buy 2-3 actually so you have your first sale just PM me when you're ready to sell

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09-22-2017 , 01:30 AM

#18345

w00t

banned

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,561

Trooper is too busy to hang up his clothes.

No job, no poker, no gym, no girlfriend,
no nothing going on in his life,
yet Trooper is too busy to hang up his clothes.

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09-22-2017 , 02:16 AM

#18346

foatie

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,294

I used to live with a guy who kept his clothes all over the floor in his room like that. The worst part is, he worked at a job where he had to wear a shirt and tie everyday. He wasn't much of a drinker, so when he got drunk he was one of those "spill your guts" type of drunks. When the topic came up of why he didn't use hangers for at least his dress clothes for work, he randomly tells us all these stories about how his mom would beat him with wire hangers, among other things, when he was a kid. That's a strange case of early onset trauma.

Sorry, so random.

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09-22-2017 , 02:58 AM

#18347

Me2theEV

adept

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 848

Thanks Foatie

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09-22-2017 , 11:05 AM

#18348

yimyammer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 7,215

i don't know why but this guy cracks me up

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09-22-2017 , 11:50 AM

#18349

Xenophon

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 962

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

He's like 45 years old.

Does anyone know his exact age, or are we still triangulating it based off of his facial features and other clues he leaves in the videos?

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09-22-2017 , 11:51 AM

#18350

Xenophon

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 962

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Originally Posted by w00t

Trooper is too busy to hang up his clothes.

No job, no poker, no gym, no girlfriend,
no nothing going on in his life,
yet Trooper is too busy to hang up his clothes.

Don't you know how time consuming and taxing vlogging, editing videos, drinking starbucks and losing one to three buyins every day is?

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