This times 100!!!

What if they are actually laced with LSD and *this* is the business - and we are all too blind to see their ingenuity

Hypocrisy gone wild!

We are a quaint and charming cottage industry candy shop, dedicated to bringing joy and sweetness to every customer's day. Handcrafted with love, our delectable candies are made in small batches using the finest ingredients, resulting in unique flavors and irresistible treats. With a commitment to quality and a knack for creativity, we take pride in offering a nostalgic experience that takes you back to simpler times. Whether you're looking for a special gift, a sweet indulgence, or simply a smile, our candy shop aims to delight and ensure that every visit leaves you with a taste of happiness.

FYP

Where’s the part about destroying his enemies and also people who wave at his camera?

Knowing that Trooper reads this thread, I think you will see this (or something very similar) on the site shortly.

For the record: The OG SPRKLi website was not that badly designed.

Excellent! Just add in the organic (and I think gluten-free?) bits, and it's a winner.

Trooper is such a lazy grifter, he doesn’t care about the website bringing in new customers, he just sees it as a sack with a money sign on it for his most loyal troops to drop cash into. All of his plans/schemes including the main event shot, multiple websites, paywalled fade the feather picks, etc. are lazy attempts to slice the troops/golden goose open to get more money faster. Funny thing is he’s too lazy to even pull off a big enough scam to blatantly fleece the troops for enough money that they quit giving him money.

The Venn diagram of his most repeat donators and people who get online romance scammed for their retirement money has to be a perfect circle.

Haha that's a brilliant point and probably very accurate

I am actually struggling to comprehend quite how bad the new sprkli site is. Has Trooper ever attempted to do anything he is worst at than Web design? He must be in the lowest 0.001% of people who have actually gone live with a semi serious site

I guess that is shopify they use? I don't know how much control you have there, obviously you could still do a million times better, just look at any 10 random shopify stores and I would imagine they would all blow his out of the water.

Besides that, there are amazing website builders and AI builders out now that can spit out a website in minutes that looks 1000 times better than his. lol

Yeah he is using shopify (or similar). He hasn't built it from scratch. I just mean the end result looks worse than pretty much any other site I've visited in an extremely long time

He could have paid someone like $20 on Fiverr that works on shopify sites and had a nice-looking website.

Brettski wrapped up his Formula 1 gambling weekend in Las Vegas.
One of these trips, he's not gonna have the amazing comeback.
https://youtu.be/0D_CmXbaqeQ

And I suspect that will be the one that doesn't make it to YouTube

Why does Diesel cook the exact same meal every single time? He’s making a Thanksgiving dinner and it’s literally the exact same sausage, onions, peppers, and rice (plus a can of turkey chili minus the beans) that he makes every day.

LOL

Is your question rhetorical ?

This is fully spectrum like behaviour

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

I thought you guys were doing your usual trooper schtick about the website, but wow, that red background is really painful to look at. Also, not being able to checkout seems like a pretty serious flaw, lol.

This video was absolutely hilarious. Salvaging a few scraps of turkey covered in beans and chili sauce. Sausage based stuffing and turkey bits on rice. A jello mold with sausage in it is this only thing I can think of that would have made it better. Also loved the several times Rice got winded going from the bathroom to the bedroom and back.

In all serious, hope he has an invite to join friends at their home or restaurant / buffet. If not perhaps get sliced turkey or ham at Albertsons and pair with mashed potatoes and or stuffing (onions/celery, sans the sausage), plus some cranberry and perhaps a desert, all of which seems manageable and normal.

Also think Westgate served Thanksgiving food at Trooper Thursday in the past, so perhaps that's an option.

lol this 100%.