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11-20-2023 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by foatie
The Troops ain't no libtard socialists and don't believe in handouts.

(Unless it's a freeroll for WSOP events or giftcards for food & coffee)
This times 100!!!
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11-20-2023 , 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Same_again
They can still write a bit about who they are, what their story is, why lollipops etc. This is just completely standard stuff to make a connection with new customers and get them to support you. Much better than inages of butterflies in space which makes you think the candy may be laced with LSD!

On a separate note you could probably ask AI to make a website with appropriate branding for a candy company and the results would be much better than what Trooper has spewed out one of his orifices.

What if they are actually laced with LSD and *this* is the business - and we are all too blind to see their ingenuity
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11-20-2023 , 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by foatie
The Troops ain't no libtard socialists and don't believe in handouts.

(Unless it's a freeroll for WSOP events or giftcards for food & coffee)

Hypocrisy gone wild!
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11-20-2023 , 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by agamblerthen

As for the rest of the site, where is the About Us page? Or the Mission and Values page? Who started this company? What's their vision and philosophy? Nobody knows.

The site's biggest flaw, of course, is its lack of functionality. I can put items in my shopping cart but I can't check out. That is simply unforgivable.

We are a quaint and charming cottage industry candy shop, dedicated to bringing joy and sweetness to every customer's day. Handcrafted with love, our delectable candies are made in small batches using the finest ingredients, resulting in unique flavors and irresistible treats. With a commitment to quality and a knack for creativity, we take pride in offering a nostalgic experience that takes you back to simpler times. Whether you're looking for a special gift, a sweet indulgence, or simply a smile, our candy shop aims to delight and ensure that every visit leaves you with a taste of happiness.
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11-20-2023 , 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DizzyG
Waddup!

We are a quaint and charming cottage industry candy shop, dedicated to bringing joy and sweetness to every customer's day. Handcrafted with love, our delectable candies are made in small batches using the finest ingredients, resulting in unique flavors and irresistible treats. With a commitment to quality and a knack for creativity, we take pride in offering a nostalgic experience that takes you back to simpler times. Whether you're looking for a special gift, a sweet indulgence, or simply a smile, our candy shop aims to delight and ensure that every visit leaves you with a taste of happiness.
FYP
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11-20-2023 , 05:20 PM
Where’s the part about destroying his enemies and also people who wave at his camera?
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11-20-2023 , 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DizzyG
We are a quaint and charming cottage industry candy shop, dedicated to bringing joy and sweetness to every customer's day. Handcrafted with love, our delectable candies are made in small batches using the finest ingredients, resulting in unique flavors and irresistible treats. With a commitment to quality and a knack for creativity, we take pride in offering a nostalgic experience that takes you back to simpler times. Whether you're looking for a special gift, a sweet indulgence, or simply a smile, our candy shop aims to delight and ensure that every visit leaves you with a taste of happiness.
Knowing that Trooper reads this thread, I think you will see this (or something very similar) on the site shortly.
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11-20-2023 , 10:20 PM
For the record: The OG SPRKLi website was not that badly designed.
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11-20-2023 , 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by DizzyG
We are a quaint and charming cottage industry candy shop, dedicated to bringing joy and sweetness to every customer's day. Handcrafted with love, our delectable candies are made in small batches using the finest ingredients, resulting in unique flavors and irresistible treats. With a commitment to quality and a knack for creativity, we take pride in offering a nostalgic experience that takes you back to simpler times. Whether you're looking for a special gift, a sweet indulgence, or simply a smile, our candy shop aims to delight and ensure that every visit leaves you with a taste of happiness.
Excellent! Just add in the organic (and I think gluten-free?) bits, and it's a winner.
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11-21-2023 , 12:39 AM
Trooper is such a lazy grifter, he doesn’t care about the website bringing in new customers, he just sees it as a sack with a money sign on it for his most loyal troops to drop cash into. All of his plans/schemes including the main event shot, multiple websites, paywalled fade the feather picks, etc. are lazy attempts to slice the troops/golden goose open to get more money faster. Funny thing is he’s too lazy to even pull off a big enough scam to blatantly fleece the troops for enough money that they quit giving him money.
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11-21-2023 , 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Lionelhuttz
Trooper is such a lazy grifter, he doesnít care about the website bringing in new customers, he just sees it as a sack with a money sign on it for his most loyal troops to drop cash into. All of his plans/schemes including the main event shot, multiple websites, paywalled fade the feather picks, etc. are lazy attempts to slice the troops/golden goose open to get more money faster. Funny thing is heís too lazy to even pull off a big enough scam to blatantly fleece the troops for enough money that they quit giving him money.
The Venn diagram of his most repeat donators and people who get online romance scammed for their retirement money has to be a perfect circle.
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11-21-2023 , 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by foatie
The Venn diagram of his most repeat donators and people who get online romance scammed for their retirement money has to be a perfect circle.
Haha that's a brilliant point and probably very accurate

I am actually struggling to comprehend quite how bad the new sprkli site is. Has Trooper ever attempted to do anything he is worst at than Web design? He must be in the lowest 0.001% of people who have actually gone live with a semi serious site
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11-21-2023 , 02:33 AM
I guess that is shopify they use? I don't know how much control you have there, obviously you could still do a million times better, just look at any 10 random shopify stores and I would imagine they would all blow his out of the water.

Besides that, there are amazing website builders and AI builders out now that can spit out a website in minutes that looks 1000 times better than his. lol
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11-21-2023 , 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by parisron
I guess that is shopify they use? I don't know how much control you have there, obviously you could still do a million times better, just look at any 10 random shopify stores and I would imagine they would all blow his out of the water.

Besides that, there are amazing website builders and AI builders out now that can spit out a website in minutes that looks 1000 times better than his. lol
Yeah he is using shopify (or similar). He hasn't built it from scratch. I just mean the end result looks worse than pretty much any other site I've visited in an extremely long time
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11-21-2023 , 02:43 AM
He could have paid someone like $20 on Fiverr that works on shopify sites and had a nice-looking website.
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11-21-2023 , 03:00 AM
Brettski wrapped up his Formula 1 gambling weekend in Las Vegas.
One of these trips, he's not gonna have the amazing comeback.
https://youtu.be/0D_CmXbaqeQ

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11-21-2023 , 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted by iwasbanned
One of these trips, he's not gonna have the amazing comeback
And I suspect that will be the one that doesn't make it to YouTube
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11-21-2023 , 07:06 AM
Why does Diesel cook the exact same meal every single time? Heís making a Thanksgiving dinner and itís literally the exact same sausage, onions, peppers, and rice (plus a can of turkey chili minus the beans) that he makes every day.
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11-21-2023 , 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Coffee
FYP
LOL
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11-21-2023 , 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by chalupabatmann
Why does Diesel cook the exact same meal every single time? Heís making a Thanksgiving dinner and itís literally the exact same sausage, onions, peppers, and rice (plus a can of turkey chili minus the beans) that he makes every day.
Is your question rhetorical ?
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11-21-2023 , 07:17 AM
This is fully spectrum like behaviour
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11-21-2023 , 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Same_again
This is fully spectrum like behaviour
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
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11-21-2023 , 07:35 AM
I thought you guys were doing your usual trooper schtick about the website, but wow, that red background is really painful to look at. Also, not being able to checkout seems like a pretty serious flaw, lol.
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11-21-2023 , 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by chalupabatmann
Why does Diesel cook the exact same meal every single time? Heís making a Thanksgiving dinner and itís literally the exact same sausage, onions, peppers, and rice (plus a can of turkey chili minus the beans) that he makes every day.
This video was absolutely hilarious. Salvaging a few scraps of turkey covered in beans and chili sauce. Sausage based stuffing and turkey bits on rice. A jello mold with sausage in it is this only thing I can think of that would have made it better. Also loved the several times Rice got winded going from the bathroom to the bedroom and back.

In all serious, hope he has an invite to join friends at their home or restaurant / buffet. If not perhaps get sliced turkey or ham at Albertsons and pair with mashed potatoes and or stuffing (onions/celery, sans the sausage), plus some cranberry and perhaps a desert, all of which seems manageable and normal.

Also think Westgate served Thanksgiving food at Trooper Thursday in the past, so perhaps that's an option.

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11-21-2023 , 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by foatie
The Venn diagram of his most repeat donators and people who get online romance scammed for their retirement money has to be a perfect circle.
lol this 100%.
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