Did they ask him his address?

Filling out the security clearance forms are going to be tricky for the section where you have to list all addresses lived at for the last 7 years.

This is from BK's Linkedin about his poker:

Responsibilities:
Maintained proper bankroll management to ensure longevity throughout the volatility of poker.
Memorize game theory optimal ranges for rapid profitable decision making.
Use critical thinking and math skills in high pressure situations.
Research current and new nuances in poker strategy to maintain the largest edge possible.

Accomplishments:
Amassed over $35,000 in tournament earnings in my first year of playing with a 62% return on investment.
Cashed daily tournaments in Las Vegas at a rate of over 50%.
Have a positive return on investment in every casino I've played one hundred hours or more in.

Skill Used:
Critical thinking in high pressure situations, record all sessions played online and live, calculate changing pot size and odds throughout every hand, use social skills to keep a positive table presence, control finances including filing taxes quarterly as an independent contractor.

Thank you! Good diet + good sleep does wonders for me. If i can keep that up, i can play longer. I think i've finally found a work around my insomnia. I only take melatonin / an edible when i'm truly tired and know I'll fall asleep. If i'm not tired i just dont try.

Great use of mixed tenses and contractions in a resume. Did this dude graduate high school?

Lady Trooper hanging with Trooper. So they said they are still together.

LOL, squid face was being sarcastic. This is positively the worst time to move to Florida. As someone who has lived in both Las Vegas and Florida, I can categorically state that Florida summers are an order of magnitude worse than Las Vegas summers. I tried to tell my wife that before we moved from LV to Miami, but she doubted me until she actually experienced it herself. (Ironically, we may be moving for awhile to Dubai, which I've been told is a combo of LV heat and Miami humidity in the summer months, so we may be going from the frying pan directly into the fire so to speak.)

Yea, I will take 110 in Las Vegas any day over 95 in Tampa.

Got to give petrucci a break. He is from Norway and has no frame of reference for exactly how much of a massive suck Florida is in the summah!

I didn't realize BikeKing had been trying to play poker professionally again but the way his post came across with him stating that he is "putting full time poker on hold for a bit" he made it sound like he had to quit poker in order to spend more time with family. However, that would presume that one can't make a living playing poker in Florida which is obviously false.

LOL. This is just sad. There is a way to include poker in your resume as an asset but it involves actually putting your profits and them being more than 4 figures over several years. This is not it:

1. "ensure longevity throughout the volatility" - how many times have you gone busto?
2. "high pressure situations" - yeah $1/3nl on the strip is so high pressure. Making decisions for $100-$300 a few times a night. BK should included a link to him celebrating winning a hand at the vloggers game.
3. "Research current and new nuances in poker strategy" & "Memorize game theory optimal ranges" - wow, you must be such a high level player grinding out those $1/3nl games and freerolls.
4. "rapid profitable decision making" - this whole thing is filled with a bunch of words that just sound stupid together
5. "Amassed over $35,000 in tournament earnings in my first year of playing" - how many years have you been playing BK? Your biggest accomplishment is from your first year and the $35K is before taking out your buy-ins, right?
6. "Cashed daily tournaments in Las Vegas at a rate of over 50%.
Have a positive return on investment in every casino I've played one hundred hours or more in." - I dare you to show some stats on this. I doubt you even have them as you are a degenerate. How many tournaments played and how many cashed? Payouts vs buy-ins, please enlighten us. How many casinos have yoy played over 100 hours at and show the stats. 1% ROI is positive I guess. What's your hourly?
7. "use social skills to keep a positive table presence" - Wow, such a master of the game.

If a resume like this crossed my desk, I would 100% set up the interview to just see how pathetic the person is. If he/she actually can back up with stats, I would be impressed but the way it is written is just cringe!

Edit: I forgot. BK should totally put his 2+2 post count on his resume as a stat of his amazing writing skills and links to his Youtube channel and Instagram as a reference to his building of a social media presence.

Ironically, if Bike King had enough self-awareness to realize why none of his lies are believable, he'd probably be able to improve at poker.

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What he means by this is that he plays like a massive nit. Then periodically he would do a little research to discover that playing like a massive nit continues to be slightly profitable in soft low stakes games.

He knows the terminology, but I'd be willing to bet he's done 0 sims, would never consider shelling out a couple hundred for a solver, while also owning 10 hoodies of every YouTube mtt channel out there.

i figured him for one of those eyetalians

I like how Bikeking had to put professional poker on hold cause he's moving to Florida for family. If only there were poker rooms in Florida that had great games available. Never mind. There's no daily tourneys with overlays to play which is the only thing he might be able to beat.

Poker Bunny who Brad mentioned in his last vlog just put up a vlog of her own...
Something tells me Brad won't have to worry much about her catching up to him. Quality is horrible, her personality is annoying, imo. Honestly not sure why someone puts this out other than she wants to show off her body basically. Looks like a psychopath.

Hm YouTube embed didn't like it. Here's the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EYAlDMwPv4

Hmm, interesting vlog. Looks quite promising, IMO. She mostly needs to work on holding the camera steady.

USA fish, have no clue i guess

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Mr Ducks killing thread lately with the BK posts, lol.

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Poker Bunny saucing on them boys.

Here is the embed.

Trooper and Bikeking have united this thread in ways that are rarely seen in the world today.

By the way, Bikeking taking time off as poker player, but hasn't he been a hockey sharp bettor for past 6 months rather than poker player?!!?

can't tell if poker bunny is subverting stereotypes or just figuring tits brings viewers?

maybe both?

Her videos are like like like like like like like like like like...

She could look like Charlize Theron or Scarlett Johannson and the videos would still be complete crap.

I didn’t think someone could put out worse videos than Marle. Apparently I had no idea how much worse they could get.


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