But why does it bother you so much what MrDucks has to say? Why not skip his posts or put him on ignore? Trooper says he doesn’t even read this thread so does it really matter what some forum poster thinks about him?

Yes thats exactly what they do.... She said she used to have a printer but doesnt. The stuff was in her drunk on the way to UPS/Fedex/post office

Wait a second so BikeKing just showed up to try to dunk on us all?

More like throwing a bone to his obsessed fans.

I don't know what you're talking about. BK is going to an Ohio State home game! He's crushing it. He's going to watch a top ten team at home play the mighty Akron Zips, who went 0-12 in 2019 and are a 7 touchdown favorite. This is a huge big time in state rivalry game, so big he probably found tickets on the ground at the stadium. What are you doing on your Saturday night?

I'd rather go to work than go to that game.

Would you rather go to Ohio State/Penn State or Ohio State/Akron? I mean it's not even a close decision. When you live rent free on twoplustwo, you can brag about going to the Akron game.

Does bikeking even pay rent?

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Dude BikeKing, what happened to your hockey domination? You were completely lying, why not admit it?

Lets put it this way.... id rather have my TV turned off than watching Akron Ohio State and I watch like 6 football games a week.

I believe Bikeking19 is living rent free, part-time in his Toyota Prius, part-time at his parents, along with living rent free on here.

I'm amazed Trooper has never lived in his car.

The only time Trooper lived in his car was on that road trip and he slept in his car at a rest stop I believe in the snow and woke up with snow piled up around his car and couldn't open his door. lol

Still cutting lawns? Keep them even.

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I lost BIG tonight at hollywood in columbus, i cant lie. I just kept thinking of andrew living in his car and the immense freedom that brings him compared to me, confined to an apartment like a schmuck and all the trappings of adult life like having a washing machine or paying an electric bill. I got dealt aces and i just tossed them into the muck consumed with the idea of him sleeping in the back seat of a prius at a rest stop in Tennessee, and knowing that if i were in his shoes id be forced to purchase and exorbitantly expensive hotel room at most likely a holiday inn express and knowing how much money hes saving really burned me up. Then i had a river decision where i missed my flush draw, i had just 8 high, facing a 500$ bet, and i called because all of my thoughts were focused on all of the success hes having playing 25$ 14 person mtts on some weird club app. Hes living rent free in my head BIG TIME I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!

We commoners call that a car payment.

Start charging him rent to recoup some of those losses. Don't worry, he can afford it with that huge Lockheed Martin contract he got plus all that money he made betting hockey all season long. The guy is so rich that he can spend his weekends gambling away tens of dollars on online poker and buying tickets to undesirable intrastate college football non-rivalry games that people throw away because the spread is -49.5 for that game.

It’s usually made by uncreative people to sound cool. Some one said once to be “oh! I got you”. And now everyone is copying and passing it off because they got nothing in their arsenal for a comeback. I guess for no one to live in your head rent free, you must not be able to think of anybody.

Which has the higher barrier of entry? Self-described poker pro or hooker?

Hookers need at least one client. Poker pro just needs to play 1 hand and call themselves it

Can you be considered a hooker if you offer services but don't get any customers? Might not have to play any hands.

I usually just read the comments here, but my wife would smack me on the back of the head tell me to grow a pair and put some goddamn bass in my voice. What’s up with the cutesy ****ing baby talk ****. Ole Billy Long Dong must have gaslighted the **** out of her in a previous relationship to deal with that beta male character trait.

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Love it. Troop is like the guy that brags he parred the 18th hole to shoot a 105 and lectures you on your stroke when you miss an eagle put.

Nothing like piling in 100 bigs with an over pair vs two other players on a wet board and dodging everything. No idea how Trooper has big losing sessions.