I've enjoyed trip reports for years but never tried my hand at one. Let's change that.
Some background: we are a very early 30s married couple--DINKs. Over the past 7-8 years Vegas is something I've introduced my then-girlfriend (now wife) to, and it has become a semi-annual pilgrimage. I have no gamble in me whatsoever when it comes to anything besides poker and more recently some sports betting, so if you're looking for pit degen action you're in the wrong place.
I play poker on weekends when I can drug the wife to sleep (kidding! ...mostly), but realistically I play 20-25 hours a month when I'm home if everything goes right. She only plays bj in vegas, and while I've tried to get her to poker with me, her one foray into a Vegas low stakes tourney ended with her shoving J7o utg out-of-turn with like 6 players left with me sitting next to her pulling my hair out. She absolutely knows how to play, but it was late and she just doesn't have the patience for it, in her words. Grind blackjack for 12+hrs straight while I'm in a tourney but can't find a better pair of napkins to shove with 2 away from the money--go figure. Clearly I'm over it.
On to the trip! To start, we're trying something new: we're flying out at 8am Saturday morning (arrive in Vegas at 10? I can never figure this out with a time change moving backwards) and taking a 1am redeye back home sunday night/Monday morning. Booked one night only at Aria, so the grind will be forced with no room to escape to on day 2. This is our first time staying there and I'll be doing my best to get the poker room rate if that's something they're agreeable to.
We usually stay at a center-strip friendly low-roller haven like the flamingo or the linq, but I've been playing almost exclusively 1/2(5) plo at home so I figured it would be better to stay somewhere where they spread my game. Disclaimer: my nlhe game is trash since discovering omahahahamygodwhy so I try my best to avoid it unless I'm waiting for a seat. Thankfully I find plo to be filled with generally easier decisions than hold'em if you play a solid preflop strategy, so we're gonna stick with that for now. As far as other gambling, I plan to get in some NFL futures bets--over on bears wins, chargers to win AFC, probably others but that's pretty much it on the gambling front on my end unless I finally decide to try and learn craps.
Pretty much the only other thing this trip will include is food because that's what we love, and a trip to a dispensary, because that's what I love. The only thing that is non-negotiable is one last Chada visit because serendipity has smiled upon me for once in my life and we will, by chance, be in town for their last ever service day. (gobbo suicide watch in t-minus..)
The wife loves pizza (my wedding vows included a promise to allow her pizza whenever she wants) so she'll probably hit secret or 5/50 or whatever. I get quite enough pizza at home and therefore will be abstaining. Tacqueria el gordo was pretty life changing so I'm gonna make that a priority also. Maybe one nice dinner tomorrow night-MAYBE.
[Summary]
To be found within:
[X]Badly played PLO
[X]Badly played 2/5 nlhe
[?]Drunken 1/2 nlhe at the Flamingo. This is serious business, I never drink more than a beer or two when playing at home but the flamingo brings it out of me and I am a terror.
[X]Lots of food, Chada most importantly.
[X]Trips towards the exit nearest the poker room for smoke breaks.
[XXXX]Late night dessert. My greatest weakness.
[X]Constant checking on the wife to make sure she isn't losing too much.
[X] Pictures! since I downloaded this thing and I guess it works?
[ ]Pit games
[ ]Good poker
[ ]Shows. We do this normally but not this trip
[ ]Clubbing. We're essentially an old married couple so there's no draw here for us.
We're gonna try and run this report semi-live at least, so fingers crossed!
Obligatory shoe pic and wife-cleavage included.
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