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Last thing before eye quit- mark is the dude I️ texted a couple pics too that eye couldn’t pm to anyone. Instead of PMing me to get em you all can bug him (sorry mark! You ain’t the thirstiest here but it’s impressive how many people have sent 2-3 pm’s looking for these pics. Eye am just not sober enough to try to figure out the workaround to get the masses what they need),

Plan A was sleep through this flight, but the flight attendant just brought me the actual drink I️ ordered. Chug and try to nap is I️ think the only plan. <3 out

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TR was total boss, you don't owe us anything. If they can't find their own stripper pics on the internets it's on them.

Sleep well. Til next time.

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11-20-2017 , 06:32 AM

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p566

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,736

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Originally Posted by TheCanoe

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FU Apple. Really wish that my dumb ass had looked at this thread outside of the tapatalk app. This vowel bug my iPhone has makes the whole trip report illegible. Sorry

It was legible enough and I enjoyed it.

But above is why I asked earlier if you were posting from iOS 11. Sorry I didn't clarify.

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11-20-2017 , 07:43 AM

#153

Pensfan

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 990

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Originally Posted by TheCanoe

The trip report was pure awesome.

The plane ride home is so bad (for me) I always consider just chucking everything back East and staying there every time it comes time to leave. Hate the plane ride home.

Best of luck......

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11-20-2017 , 08:16 AM

#154

AndreV

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 160

Very boss report, cheers

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11-20-2017 , 10:05 AM

#155

Rizzeedizzee

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,073

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Originally Posted by TheCanoe

Was supposed to have dinner at blue ribbon but bartender convinced us to have them deliver I️t down here so we could keep gambling

Anyone else picturing Owning Mahoney after reading this, especially given the level of action? Ribs, no sauce....and a coke.

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11-20-2017 , 08:00 PM

#156

cha4zz

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 629

Great TR man, enjoyed reading along.

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11-20-2017 , 11:15 PM

#157

wporter

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,306

Very good TR... Do it again next time.

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11-20-2017 , 11:49 PM

#158

NTellier85

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2017 Posts: 450

My absolute dream Vegas trip would be with OP and Slim (arthurbach). The **** I would see, hear, and do, would make my entire life complete.

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11-21-2017 , 01:41 PM

#159

sublime_fan24

adept

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,057

this TR was the stone cold nuts; so awesome. glad you came out ahead and had a blast

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11-22-2017 , 09:59 AM

#160

drbeechwood

adept

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,179

Classic TR! I added it to the Hall of Fame!
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/1...l#post53153731

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11-22-2017 , 12:54 PM

#161

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

well done sir

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11-22-2017 , 12:55 PM

#162

watbri2010

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 685

Good stuff, enjoyed it

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11-26-2017 , 12:23 PM

#163

i am run

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,308

teach me your video poker trickz

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11-26-2017 , 01:30 PM

#164

drbeechwood

adept

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,179

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Originally Posted by i am run

teach me your video poker trickz

i am run returns! Does this mean you have a Vegas trip pending?

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11-26-2017 , 01:53 PM

#165

riverdog

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 166

Great TR canoe. You're a beast.

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11-26-2017 , 04:14 PM

#166

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

Between brother in law and I we have found about $1200 worth of uncashed TITOs. A week later and I’m still not right. I’ve never drank more in my life.

Full disclosure, I’m a moron. I didn’t factor in the bank withdrawal in to my final number, so rather than up 4K it’s more like down 16k. My host says I only lost 6 so I’m guessing there were a lot of tips involved.

I think vegas was better before I started using PEDs, but if offered in town drubk me will usually partake anyways

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11-27-2017 , 12:02 PM

#167

punkass

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 12,478

I'm exhausted just reading this. Holy crap man this is epic

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11-27-2017 , 12:22 PM

#168

i am run

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Originally Posted by drbeechwood

i am run returns! Does this mean you have a Vegas trip pending?

I’ve has 9 Vegas adventures so far this year that included throwing a surprise wedding (for a good friend) in the Nobu penthouse all catered by Nobu restaurant. Besides that, all the trips have been more of the same: Food, table service, strip clubs, gambles, etc. if I don’t make it out to LV Dec 9, I’ll be there second weekend of February.

Mostly just been updating on instagram story.

Last edited by i am run; 11-27-2017 at 12:23 PM. Reason: Where I’ve been.

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12-02-2017 , 06:00 PM

#169

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

Bump.

So a guy I work with is a big falcons fan. He talked me in to flying southwest from Orlando to Atlanta tonight to go catch the falcons game tomorrow. Long story short, the gate next to our Atlanta flight was heading to Vegas, and I offered to buy us Vegas flights. We are Obviously going to Vegas. Atlanta’s dumb anyways.

So I only have like 2k on me, the banks are closed, but my credit limit should be in tact (?)

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12-02-2017 , 06:01 PM

#170

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

Apologies to wporter- I was supposed to hang out with him in Atlanta for the cl mason game tonight. My b

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12-02-2017 , 06:15 PM

#171

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

Not exactly delta first class. We legit bought tickets 29 minutes befor takeoff. They could t sell us A group upgrades. We are both in booty ass middle seats in the back. All good karma hopefully

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12-02-2017 , 06:33 PM

#172

oldert

journeyman

Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 312

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Originally Posted by TheCanoe

Not exactly delta first class. We legit bought tickets 29 minutes befor takeoff. They could t sell us A group upgrades. We are both in booty ass middle seats in the back. All good karma hopefully

Gl canoe!!

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12-02-2017 , 06:36 PM

#173

watbri2010

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 685

Wooohooo Canoe

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12-02-2017 , 06:43 PM

#174

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

Southwest WiFi is only good enough for my host to iMessage me back and tell me we have transportation from the airport and two suites and it’s fountain views. He says my credit limit is ok but I have like noooooo front money

Last edited by TheCanoe; 12-02-2017 at 06:54 PM.