Hindsight is 20/20, should’ve bet more on tennis, should’ve bet the opposite on nfl, life is real. Time to win I️t all back plus a shiny new


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$100 bucks says this cwsports guy PMs me to try and sell me sports picks. Any takers??

Get the **** out of here you clown. Cool **** ragging on people’s plays when the game already ended.


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I’ll take that bet.

sorry......I meant for it to be some light “ribbing” as the ones giving the advice didn’t seem like they even made any bets......I didn’t mean for you or any of them to take offense

Also, I would never try to give anyone advice on sports betting as I’ve never placed a sports bet in my life.

It's all good I'm glad I was late to the party and didn't cost you any cheddar canoe


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He's right, terrible ****ing pick that never had a chance right from jump street. He's wrong thinking I didn't lose some myself today, though.

Sorry about the ****ty pick, hope the Eagles make some back for you tonight.

Rockin trip report, though.

I️ dunno. In my mind you don’t get to judge anything if you didn’t offer up something yourself. Guys a dick who thinks he gets to act smart for posting winners after the game. I️ appreciate people putting ideas in before the fact and not acting like a savant when it doesn’t work out.

Anyways- decided 10k was enough on UX being the last day. I’m back to TDB in hi limit


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Is crystals my best bet for a mid-range jewelry store? Want to grab a gift on the way out


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Balls. Had to run upstairs for a battery pack to charge my phone. Remembered I️t but I️ locked my wallet and 6 room keys inside. The housekeeping girl who chatted me up on my way in said that she was sorry but couldn’t let me in. Security will let me in at some point I’m told.


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I'm not smart, what's this for?

I want to guess. Hit a big hand pay and they count it in back and bring it out this way?

Had to go grab a battery pack. Thought the pic looked cool. I️t was just what I️ was buying into tdb for


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It’s the same as a poker table btw if someone ever plays over your spot. I️ just didn’t want to leave loose cash and they have a guy watch the box to protect the $


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Closing out my markets before I️ go on the last run. Final numbers are a bit questionable for the cash past after I️ brought the 2Xk (x should be a number I️ don’t know how close to 30k I️ was) then withdrew 20k at BoA, outstanding markets $25,700 front money left over $30,300.

The kid at the credit cage just asked me if I️ was sure I️ wanted to withdraw the $4600 since I️t was such a small amount. I️ asked him if he just has $4,600 laying around like it was no big deal. His response was “well yeah I️ do but I’d never bring to a casino, you have to think some times”

Long story short- Can I PayPal a Vegas 2p2er however much bail will cost after I️ slap the **** out of this kid? Like I’m just kidding but cmon man. Don’t big league me. Have a strong feeling that it was the same kid on here taking **** about bad sports bets after the game ended


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I'd talk to my host, there's plenty of properties that would kill for your action and a cage guy giving you **** is unacceptable. My .02

Thanks for the pics. Looks like a very good time was had by all!

Already texted my host. I’m not going to go ultimatum because I’m still pretty good ya know? But cmon man lol. Like I️ know it’s a union job but you can’t stick if you big league your players haha

All good. Just seemed odd.

Last chance push! Let’s gooooo


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$300 to $3400 roulette. Not even close to what I️ need

Time to get back to tbd.

Was supposed to have dinner at blue ribbon but bartender convinced us to have them deliver I️t down here so we could keep gambling

Real life stuff truffle is disgusting. If anyone likes I️t I’m happy for you but damn that ruins food



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that's a solid hit on roulette, now think aces and kickers

Cashed out pa k. Will try and play more but I️ need a shower. I️ smell like whatever happens when you sweat out a handle of crown


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Did you ever say how much you won on this hit?

I saw in some of your pics that you're playing on a bartop? There are often better paytables out on the casino floor, especially in the high limit room.

Yeah I’m sure the paytables are better elsewhere but life +eve for me is playing 90% payback and 92% cocktails payback. Don’t care how nice of a casino you’re at, the girls on the floor might get to you 3x pee hour. Bar tops on the other hand, gain yourself a rep with the crew that works there and then you get to test your limits on how much you can drink. I️ have a couple of mantras when I’m chasing W2s/ tossing away winners to try for the large:

“I️ didn’t come here to win a mortgage payment, I️ came here to win a house”

“I️ didn’t come here to make living, I️ came for a good time”

In other words, I️ know it’s against the 2p2 way but I’m really ok shaving Ev off my run in order to have a good time. I’m pretty sure I’ll be broke or dead by 2020, time to go hard now. No Ragrets Know I’m Sayin???


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End of the road. Ordered a vodka soda, received a Bacardi soda which no one has ordered ever. All good though.

Normally Vegas flights are just in the nick of time. Mostly can’t wait to get home and sweat out the Vegas aids. Despite the lack of food and sleep, i think I could’ve managed a few more days of this.

As I️ take my final inventory, I️ truly can’t believe I️t but I️ SEEM to be up $4,600. Didn’t have time for video poker, I️ had to multi table roulette and blackjack in the high limit room. Got pretty overly aggressive, but unless I️ missed something I️ think we did ok. If we didn’t, who cares. I’d rather think I️ did anyways.

Thanks to anyone who followed along. This was obv the cause of my run bad but maybe I’ll bump I️t when I️ head backs sometime.

**** the Green Bay packers, im going to sleep


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I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️

FU Apple. Really wish that my dumb ass had looked at this thread outside of the tapatalk app. This vowel bug my iPhone has makes the whole trip report illegible. Sorry

Last thing before eye quit- mark is the dude I️ texted a couple pics too that eye couldn’t pm to anyone. Instead of PMing me to get em you all can bug him (sorry mark! You ain’t the thirstiest here but it’s impressive how many people have sent 2-3 pm’s looking for these pics. Eye am just not sober enough to try to figure out the workaround to get the masses what they need),

Plan A was sleep through this flight, but the flight attendant just brought me the actual drink I️ ordered. Chug and try to nap is I️ think the only plan. <3 out


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