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Lol. I️ threw away a pair of queens because I️ thought I️ already drew cards, so obv hit almost zero, which means I️ got no real multipliers on this boy

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11-18-2017 , 06:56 PM

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Lol. I️ threw away a pair of queens because I️ thought I️ already drew cards, so obv hit almost zero, which means I️ got no real multipliers on this boy

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50c is plenty big enough to make a real score if you get lucky. Good luck!

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11-18-2017 , 07:03 PM

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TheCanoe

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50c is plenty big enough to make a real score if you get lucky. Good luck!

The bartender tells me that there are no $1/$5 UX machines

Seems weird, no?

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11-18-2017 , 07:44 PM

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The bartender tells me that there are no $1/$5 UX machines

Seems weird, no?

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Not really, most places don't want you binking a lottery type hit and walking out forever (eg, top potential prize at 1$, 10 lines is 480k!!)

What's the full house/flush paytable where you're at? 9/6?

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11-18-2017 , 08:29 PM

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Not really, most places don't want you binking a lottery type hit and walking out forever (eg, top potential prize at 1$, 10 lines is 480k!!)

Oy! I might have to try some quarters at that! Probably aren't any with decent paytables that low.

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11-18-2017 , 09:06 PM

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My bad man I️ actually ended up leaving but now that I’m thinking about I️t, I️ never saw the pay tables. I️t was just like the game. One of the bartenders knew it pretty well, was helping me out. Unfunny story, I️ left because I️ hit a weak ass jackpot ($1270 I️ think) and I️ guess fast pay only works in hi limit. I️ asked the dude who came to unlock why not and he Legit said to me “You’re not in the high limit room anymore, things take a while.”

So yeah I️ left **** that

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11-18-2017 , 09:16 PM

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11-18-2017 , 10:33 PM

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TheCanoe

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Haaaaaa. There’s a bird hanging with us on the balcony

Also my pee just now was a copper brown. Bad sign

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11-18-2017 , 10:35 PM

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I️ meant to post this ahit earlier but gambling is dumb and we should all quit. SDSU isn’t gambling it’s a sure thing

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11-18-2017 , 11:26 PM

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Holy **** have you slept at all since waking up Thursday morning?

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11-19-2017 , 12:09 AM

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Stu Ungar

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I️ meant to post this ahit earlier but gambling is dumb and we should all quit. SDSU isn’t gambling it’s a sure thing

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I’m at the game right now. We look like crap after the bye week. Nevada leads 10-nil, still in the first quarter..

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11-19-2017 , 01:42 AM

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Holy **** have you slept at all since waking up Thursday morning?

Probably

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11-19-2017 , 01:46 AM

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I’m at the game right now. We look like crap after the bye week. Nevada leads 10-nil, still in the first quarter..

I️ honestly didn’t even know who they were playing my buddy just told me to bet em

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11-19-2017 , 01:55 AM

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I️ honestly didn’t even know who they were playing my buddy just told me to bet em

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Aztecs lead 21-17 early in the 3rd quarter and we just had an apparent touchdown called back for holding.

Your bet is going to be a real sweat. I wouldn’t be surprised if you cash..Nevada’s defense looks very tired. Best of luck..

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11-19-2017 , 02:14 AM

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Yea man let’s get I️t

Cold out what is this 40 something I️ hate I️t. There’s a giant Christmas tree they lit up here by the linq and fake snow flying. Not cool when it’s already this cold

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11-19-2017 , 03:20 AM

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Unless my phone is broke SDSU covered for the $

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11-19-2017 , 09:33 AM

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Unless my phone is broke SDSU covered for the $

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They did, and it wasn't really close (on the scoreboard it was), they just got off to a slow start. Your friend is smart, that was easily the best bet on the board yesterday. I'd listen to him if he has anything further. If he doesn't:

Eagles -6 in the night game
Early (Vegas early anyways) Rams/Vikings OVER 43.5

Good luck, love the trip report.

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11-19-2017 , 09:33 AM

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Vegas trip is really starting
I️ ain’t trying to get banned but I️ guess pm me for pics of the three strippers in bed

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11-19-2017 , 10:31 AM

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Canoe might want to send a thank you note to Rashad Penny..he single-handledly won his bet. 4 touchdowns total..2 rushing, 1 punt return, 1 kickoff return.

He is an absolute beast..

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11-19-2017 , 11:17 AM

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thank you canoe, had never heard of rashad penny but i tuned in to the second half of the game to sweat it and this comet just lights up the sky. awesome.

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11-19-2017 , 11:25 AM

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Last day in town. Sore throat like a mother ****er, I’ve slept 8 hours 19 minutes since Thursday night according to my Fitbit. Legitimately concerned that I’ve run out of gambling WIM. I’m just beat.

Digging the eagles I️ guess. If anyone posts any play I’ll probably play I️t. Why not.

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11-19-2017 , 11:34 AM

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Test run

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11-19-2017 , 11:34 AM

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dimitrov over goffin (tennis) like -300 almost a sure lock

p.s great tr!

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11-19-2017 , 11:39 AM

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dimitrov over goffin (tennis) like -300 almost a sure lock

p.s great tr!

Thanks bud I’ll throw I️t I️n why not.

Since you have a bosox screen name I’ll use this as an opportunity to post s pic from my wife’s season ticket seats

Trying to just see if these pix work since tapatalk wont let me PM the good pics from last night. I️ guess they have some type of filter that doesn’t allow nudity or drug use

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